I'm a contrary madam, if Gwyneth Paltrow says something is good for you, I pretty much go out of my way to do/drink/eat/sleep with the opposite.
Now Gwynny's latest pearls of wisdom are about vaginal steaming.
(WHAT IS WITH THE VAGINAL STEAMING LATELY?)
Now I always thought the hot hair came OUT of Ms Paltrow's mouth, not into her foof.
But guess I was wrong.
What I'm hoping is, is this vag steaming is not over a kettle. (or at least one that she doesn't use for the guests cup of macrobiotic, shit out of a monkey coffee.
I do not like the sound of this. NOT ONE BIT.
I tend to think of my vay-jay-jay as a self cleaning oven. It gets a wipe over and no food gets left behind but other than that, I tend to let it be.
(Sorry for the visions you may now be experiencing)
I'm SURE that Vaginal steaming is a beautiful experience. But you know what?
It's not for me, thanks.
I'll leave the steam cleaning for my jackets thanks.
How about YOU?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x