Friday, 21 May 2010

Famous Dave. No more Ronseal girls, please.

I have to admit, i've never been a fan of fake tan. I live near Essex and have spent many a happy afternoon in Lakeside, Thurrock, wondering how those girls manage to all get to be a particular shade of ORANGE. Dark orange, light orange, in fact one girl I saw was so orange she looked radioactive!!! How is that a good look?

Seriously, girls. It's not a good fake tan if it looks FAKE.
I've seen Oompa Loompas with a more convincing tan.

But i'm going to let you into a secret. (I shouldn't, because part of me will miss laughing at you little orange girls but I am going to-because I am NICE)

Famous Dave

Those two little words that are going to change your life forever

I was lucky enough to win this in a Twitter competition and am now a convert.

Here's what Famous Dave say.

Why These Are the Best Self Tanners You Will Ever Use:

Famous Dave's Tanners create a golden tan without the need for age-robbing sun or tanning bed exposure.

While developing into a natural looking bronze glow, Famous Dave's Tanner bathes your skin in the rich emollients of Aloe Vera, Sesame, and Jojoba, which soften and add healthy moisture.

Many of Famous Dave's Self Tanners are fragrance-free.

Famous Dave's Tanners do not contain the frequently used ingredients found in most fake tan products that cause skin to turn orange in colour.

Famous Dave's tanning products dry to the touch almost immediately as they are applied to the skin and dressing can occur within minutes of the application.

Famous Dave's Tanners do not rub out on sheets or clothing.

Famous Dave's Tanners are very easy to distribute evenly on the body.They compliment your existing tan by deepening and evening out your skin tones.

Famous Dave's Fake Tan can be used all year round to give the most natural looking tan you will ever have from a bottle!

and you know what? After trying this out. I agree.
No orangeness. (Is that even a word?)
No horrible smell.
and not even any streaks. I can't put on Fake tan properly, I usually end up with an uneven colour or with bits I have missed altogether, but with this Fake Tan I ended up with a NATURAL golden colour that complimented me. (In fact if it would've complimented me any more I think I would've married it, or at least slept with it-what can I say, i'm a sucker for a compliment.)

Ronsealed women of the world, shrug off your orange shackles and journey into the world of Famous Dave.

It's not a secret any longer, they have been featured on GMTV, Cosmopolitan, the Daily Mirror gave them a 10/10 for gods sake, they have to be great.
All products are available online at
You have a choice of lotions, mousse, and sprays. and even a mitt to help people like me who can't apply it properly.
Now there is NO excuse to be orange and no excuse for me not to laugh at you if you ignore my advice and remain orange. (because I will, i'm a short fat girl, I get my kicks where I can)
You have been warned.

Big Fashionista x x

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