Ex-er-cise

So I am doing well on the losing weight side of things, but lets face it, if I carry on at the rate I am my legs are going to look like Norah Battys without me having to wear stockings!!!!!!! I will have more loose skin than  well..........................

This

This is not a look that I am aiming for, although I may get plenty of strokes in the park!!!!

So I have been researching something called ex-er-cise. Allegedly it is something that is good for you.


I beg to differ.

Runners knee, Joggers nipples even athletes foot!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ewwwwwwwww)

This does not sound as though this is "good for me" In fact if I had the inclination I would be running the other way right now (Apart from the fact i don't want joggers nipples)

Seriously, you people do this ex-er-cise for fun???????? Why?????????

So running is out.

I could cycle I suppose.

How dangerous can that be? (Said with the sarcasm that comes from living in east london where most drivers think the speed limit is a challenge set by the police)

I could go to a gym. I used to love the gym,  They had a new machine the last time I went there, I could've used it for hours. It had Kitkats, Crunchies, even Double Deckers in it!!!!!! Oh the hours I spent on that machine (I lost 7 pound and sixty pence that week)

Even the thought of this ex-er-cise of which people speak is enough to make me curl up under a blanket and refuse to come out. I don't even OWN a pair of trainers for gods sake!!!!

Anyway, its toooooo cold for exercise at the moment.

Come back to me next spring, I'm off to the park for walkies.


Big Fashionista x x