Monday, 13 December 2010

Feed me, feed me, feed me baby

I have a confession to make.

I think I am turning into a feeder!!!!!!

Since I started my diet TWELVE weeks ago. (weigh in tomorrow) I have learnt to not only eat with my mouth but with ALL my senses. Especially my eyes.

Now I know the calorie content of EVERYTHING. of course I do, i'm a woman. And I now know what I can and can't eat. There is food that should NEVER pass my lips again that quite frankly I MISS.

I used to mope around, I never baked biscuits and cakes but I have now come up with a solution.

I watch other people eat the food that I can't eat.


Look at this cupboard

The only reason I even go to this cupboard is because my Ryvitas are in there. This is the level of temptation I face EVERY day. SOB

But now I watch my children as they eat the doughnuts, my other half as he scoffs hob nobs and I look at their faces and I feel complete.

There has to be other people out there like me, so I'm thinking about setting up a food chat line as a business.

It would go like this.

Ring, ring,


"tell me what you are eating baby, slowwwwwwlllllllly"

"biscuits you say? Take it off baby, take it ALL off. peel that wrapper back slowly and describe it to me"

"oh you know what food I like"

Food porn at its finest.

Although I could imagine tiny size zero women doing their ironing as they fake eating a Kit Kat!!!!!!!! (bitches)

All I need to master now is the art of not drooling as I watch other people eat.

(then maybe I will be allowed back in that restaurant again LOL)


  1. Ahh yes, I do this with chocolate. It is my favourite food in the world and I'm no longer allowed it (Doctor... Rubbish reasons, think he's just trying to kill me slowly) so I watch other people eat it, and get them to describe it... Bliss.

  2. As long as you don't turn into one of those "chew n spit" people, the food porn is fine by me!

  3. Hi BF, I so admire your weight loss results!

    I started my SureSlim journey about 4 weeks ago and have lost 16lbs so far!
    I think that's amazing as the past 5 years, any weight loss plan I have been on all I did was yoyo. It was almost an exact science, 7lbs off one week, 7lbs off the next... I once lost 3 stone on Slimming World, but that was over 5 years ago, before I got married (my wedding dress was my goal at the time) and before having 2 children.

    I am struggling at the moment. I love the weight loss, but I MISS MY COMFORT FOOD!!!
    I know the simple answer is not to buy the lovely chocolate, biscuits, chips, sweets, bread and pasta. I know it's just as bad for hubby and the kids as it is for me, but let's be realistic... That's never gonna wash!
    If only I could get to that state of being able to watch people eat the things I miss so much without actually wanting it.

    Keep up the good work, BF!


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