Crown Jewels Condoms.
The sales pitch is as follows.................................................
"Combining the the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be, Crown Jewels Condoms promise a Royal Union of pleasure. Truly a King among condoms"
(I don't need to say anything else do I?)
(Oh I do?)
A teatowel I "get", I may even still have a Charles & Diana mug at the back of my cupboard somewhere but Royal prophalactics? My inner Royalist is screaming in pain while the blogger part of me rubbed my hands with glee when shown the website by the lovely Lynnette.
Do you want to take a look for yourself?
www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html
A word of warning, Don't use these as a way of "celebrating" the royal wedding or you could end up with your very own Prince or Princess, the smallprint says that they are not suitable for contraception or as protection against STDs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Words fail me.
Big Fashionista x x
Huh?? Can't believe the last bit...my gob is well and truly smacked. Jan x
ReplyDeleteSo they are condoms without them actually being condoms? I can just imagine nine months after the wedding all these little Wills and Kates (or should that be Katherines) arriving! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOhh no no no. People are going to think they are real condoms surely? No one reads the small print!
ReplyDeleteCondoms that don't work like condoms??? WTF?!
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