Monday, 21 February 2011

If Mummies ruled the world

Think about it, you know it makes sense.

Doesn't even need to be lots of mummies, just one would do.

You know that look they give you when they want you to do something, yeah that one. Gather all the heads of state together and unleash the mummy look upon them and BANG, world peace.

Obviously there would be someone who wouldn't agree, but that's ok, because Head Mummy has a secret weapon.

"I'm very disappointed in you"

Who hasn't at some point in their life been cut to the quick by that sentence?

Guaranteed to strike fear into the heart of ANY child/teen/grown up


Multi-tasking? Pfffffffffffft, Head mummy has been training her whole life for this. She lives to multi-task. In fact ask anyone who juggles children with working full-time how they do it and the answer usually is "I just get on with it" (Note, I must have been out the day they taught multi-tasking in school, I probably had more than one thing to do!!!)



Head mummy would know how to work to a budget, No more of this 20 trillion pounds in debt. Before you knew it, a new budget would be worked out and you can bet your last fiver that the outgoings wouldn't be more than the incoming. Head mummy would hate to put things on the credit card. (yeah, I may have missed this class too)

If mummies ruled the world then most wars could probably be solved by getting the two culprits to stand in front of each other, shake hands and apologise. (If the look is needed here too, then so be it)

If Mummies ruled the world, everyone would have some love in their life, completely unconditional love. If you decided you wanted to invade another country, then you would be in trouble and you would be punished for it, but you should know that it would hurt her more than it hurts you.

Plus If mummies were in charge there would be no sick days taken, mums tend to just get on with it, soldiering on is a mummy speciality.

Actually, I think i'm looking at this the wrong way around, I think Mummies already rule the world.

They just don't want to claim the credit for it.


Big Fashionista x x
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5 comments

  1. Ouch! "I'm very disappointed in you." is just so wounding!

    I take my hat off to all you great mummies out there, you do a great job.

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  2. Our exceptional negotiating skills would also come in rather handy!
    & ability to put world leaders into timeout or onto the naughty step with one warning - pricless.
    Thanks

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  3. Brilliant post!

    The "I'm very disappointed in you" never fails!

    I will be showing this post to my own "great mummy" it'll be sure to put a smile on her face as it's all so very true!

    x

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