So all the celebs are currently dropping their sprogs at the moment and soon all the "Exclusive" interviews will be turning up in the magazines and I will start my usual ritual of foaming at the mouth and ripping up glossies like Cujo on crack.
I used to think that NOTHING could annoy me more that celebs appearing three weeks after giving birth in skinny jeans and crop tops.
I found something that did. (Anyone else not really surprised by that?)
Celebrities that bleat on about giving birth without pain relief.
(Dabs delicately at corner of the mouth)
What the hell do you want luv. A fricking medal?
I've given birth three times, It's painful. THAT is why there is such a thing a pain relief..... Relief from pain, it's so simple. (Even a Z-lister should be able to get it)
Would you go to the dentist to have a tooth pulled and say "No, no, No pain relief this time, I want to really FEEL the experience" (IF the answer is yes, Allow me to add to the experience with a slap)
I blame Katie Holmes.
With her "no pain relief and not even a sound passing her lips" birth.
No wonder she hasn't had any more children.
For TWO of my children I didn't have any pain relief. Not because I didn't want it but purely because however loudly I yelled for drugs the cows in the next room yelled louder. (bitches)
But am I proud of the fact? Hell no, sometimes I mist up at the thought that I will never experience an epidural (or gas and air). I feel slightly cheated.
I'm not smug about it like some of the Celebs out there.
Stop it with your belittling of mothers, Celebs. It seems that you aren't content with fitting into hot pants while us normal mothers are still in vomit and milk stained PJs. (or was that just me) Now you want to make us feel like failures for accepting Pain relief!!!!!
Sorry ladies, I'm not jumping on that bandwagon. I'm up for taking every bit of help that is offered.
So mums-to-be out there on top of gas and air, pethadine, epidurals and any other pain relief out there may I highly recommend biting down on a rolled up, glossy celeb-new-mum-interview-filled magazine.
In fact chew right through that crap. you may find it helps. But don't forget to ALSO take the pain relief IF you want to.
What's your opinion on the matter x
Big Fashionista x x x