Saturday, 19 March 2011

So what are they thinking?

It's Monday and I'm sure the thought of a whole week stretched in front of you like a sleeping cat is filling you with dread.

I have a little game for you.

Find a man............... (hang on, there's more to that sentence, come back here Miss slutty pants) look him deep in the eyes and ask him the most important question you can ever ask a man.

"What are you thinking?"

Now stand back and watch him PANIC.

(Hours of fun, trust me)

The usual answer men give is "nothing" But that is a LIE.

Let me tell you why.

When a man has that far away look in his eye, and a wistful turning up of his mouth don't be concerned that he is thinking about another woman.

Chances are he is imagining his other life as a ninja, a gangster or even a spy. He has developed his back story, honed his weapon of choice, chosen his car (probably even kitted it out with gadgets in his head) maybe even picked out his perfect Ninja name. (Dark Star is always a popular one)

But he doesn't want to tell you all this.

In fact, he would probably rather tell you he was fantasizing about exactly how large Kelly Brook's breasts will grow in the next six months than let you into his little secret world.

Men are very protective of their little Narnias in their heads. When bluetooth earpieces first came out most men didn't buy them just to drive safely. They bought them to be able to say "Red leader, we have eyes on the target, Will follow at a safe distance. Over and out"

You know it's true.

They know it's true. But they don't want us to know.

And we don't want to let them know, that we know, that they don't want us to know.

So ask them what they are thinking, watch them panic and then back off.

Because trust me, in their heads they know thirty ways to kill you with just two fingers.

Big Fashionista x x


  1. My god how do you know this stuff, have you tortured Mr Fashionista into confessing his inner workings? Or have you employed some Mata Hari type techinques, yea I think thats the more likely scenario, either way Mr F is now like an open book to you - well done you! I know my OH isn't being a ninja in his head when he gets that distant look in his eyes; he just needs a poo.

  2. Hahaha this is brilliant! I might have to try this out on the boy next weekend! :P


  3. Hehe! Mr TBBB can't hide it very well, whether he's thinking about being a superhero or about Kelly Brook!

  4. Hehe, I know that my boyfriend is almost constantly planning battle strategies for computer games and things like that. Though as we're buying a house at the moment, he has admitted to spending some time reflecting on how nice it's going to be to have our own place rather than sharing!

    Thinking about it, he's actually not too bad about telling me what he's thinking about! He's clearly a peculiar specimen!

  5. Too funny, wonder if this will work on random boys in the office....:)


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