Thursday, 30 June 2011

Whose got that vibe.

Occasionally someone changes their status on facebook to something so brilliant I want to stand up and clap. I'm not kidding, some of the people are snappy little geniuses.

A facebook status gives you the freedom to write the perfect one liner. Anyone can be funny on a facebook status, cruel or downright annoying.

But one recently not only made me want to stand up and clap it invoked the sort of comments that afterwards made me grateful that my mother doesn't use facebook!!!!

Naming no names (cough, sister-in-law, cough,) the status asked.

If you could have a "character" vibrator that spoke as it....... erm, did the deed so to speak. What character would you want and what would it say?

Now, Facebook doesn't often provoke deep and meaningful thoughts and comments but what followed can only be described as genius and extremely well thought out. (we obviously have FAR too much time on our hands)

One asked for a Woody vibrator that said "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole"

There was a Buzz "To infinity, and beyond........."

Bob The Builder "Can we fix it? Yes we can"  (That one was MINE)

Even a Bond vibrator. No not James Bond, Uni-bond, "Here to fill your crack"

See, too much time on our hands (and a downright filthy imagination)

It needed a wider audience so I am throwing it open to you.

If you had to invent a character vibrator, who would it be and what would it say?

Let me know.

Big Fashionista x x


  1. Pahahaha love this! I would have a Michelin because it lasts upto 25% longer ;o) xx

  2. haha that is genius! mines would have to be the pringles man...once you pop you can't stop lol!

    shel xx

  3. Nice. How about a Darth Vader vibe (c'mon the helmet is already the right shape...) that says "come to the Dark Side". Hey, it could even mimic your own heavy breathing. Might be a tad disturbing though, if it claimed to be your father...

  4. What about an tesco one? "every little helps"

    Haha. Xx

  5. @georgiegirl198530 June 2011 at 23:06

    It's got to be a duracell bunny one! After all, nothing lasts longer!
    Or maybe an andrex one (not) soft, strong and very very long!!

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