Whose got that vibe.

Occasionally someone changes their status on facebook to something so brilliant I want to stand up and clap. I'm not kidding, some of the people are snappy little geniuses.


A facebook status gives you the freedom to write the perfect one liner. Anyone can be funny on a facebook status, cruel or downright annoying.

But one recently not only made me want to stand up and clap it invoked the sort of comments that afterwards made me grateful that my mother doesn't use facebook!!!!

Naming no names (cough, sister-in-law, cough,) the status asked.


If you could have a "character" vibrator that spoke as it....... erm, did the deed so to speak. What character would you want and what would it say?

Now, Facebook doesn't often provoke deep and meaningful thoughts and comments but what followed can only be described as genius and extremely well thought out. (we obviously have FAR too much time on our hands)

One asked for a Woody vibrator that said "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole"

There was a Buzz "To infinity, and beyond........."


Bob The Builder "Can we fix it? Yes we can"  (That one was MINE)


Even a Bond vibrator. No not James Bond, Uni-bond, "Here to fill your crack"


See, too much time on our hands (and a downright filthy imagination)

It needed a wider audience so I am throwing it open to you.


If you had to invent a character vibrator, who would it be and what would it say?


Let me know.



Big Fashionista x x