Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Dear July

Dear July,

I'm so sorry that it has come to this, we were once so close, you used to bathe me in warmth (and I used to complain I was too hot) send me gifts such as storm flies (flowers are so over rated aren't they) and generally make me happy.


Well maybe we have been together too long July because quite frankly, you've stopped trying. You remind me of my ex, April. Cool and wet (might have to look them up again)

I don't want to have to do this July but we are OVER. You've stopped trying.

Today I had to wear a jacket!!!!!!!! A Jacket!! Oh the shame. For years I thought you knew exactly what I wanted. I thought our needs were in sync. You gave me a tan and the inspiration to lose weight before your hotter older brother came along (August) and I respected your wishes and didn't complain too much about the odd storm fly invasion.

WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY

Does someone what they are all about? where do they come from? Where do they go? Do they only live for one day or have wings for just one day? These are the things that keep me awake at night (Along with the baby pigeon saga)

Anyway, I digress.

July, Are you cheating on me? With another country? You must be working your magic somewhere and I know it isn't here.

How the hell am I meant to be inspired to lose my winter excess fat if I don't have to show off my arms and legs? In fact why should I even bother to shave my legs at all?

Lets face it July, The heat has gone out of our relationship.

LITERALLY.


So lets just walk away with our heads held high.

You go your way and I will go mine.

It wasn't me, it was you.


But before you go, can I get the number of August please, I think we have a connection and would love to get to know them better.


Big Fashionista x x
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3 comments

  1. What a great post! Very funny lady! My colleague is wondering what the heck I'm laughing at!! :)

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  2. Haha, genius. I laughed so much at this post. <3 x x

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  3. hahahhaha your posts are always hilairious! :D xx

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