Thursday, 21 July 2011

Reincarnation, it's what you need.

So I have decided, if this reincarnation stuff is for real, I need to start thinking about what I would like to come back as.


(Look, it's Thursday, things are going wrong left, right and centre, my daughters prom is tonight and she informs me she needs a handbag, roll with me on this one people, I want to come back as something relaxing)

The OBVIOUS thing to be reincarnated as is a cat, think about it. Lots of naps, food, getting stroked makes you happy. (Hang on, I think I may already BE a cat!!)
The only thing that puts me off putting in for a feline transfer is the old, licking the bum clean malarkey. It will take a lot of naps to get over that one. Oh and the fact I don't like fish................ or mice.

Shall we put cat on the backburner?


So what else?

A bird just seems so tiring, all that flap, flap, flap. I don't even like walking fast. the thought of having to fly everywhere? EXHAUSTING and a NEST!!!!! Do I seem like a nest sort of girl to you?


I could come back as something scary, (No sniggering at the back) A lion perhaps? I'd like to be a wild one, not a zoo bred one. I don't do bars. Although I could see me kicking up a bit of a fuss that I'd hunted, stalked and killed dinner and Mr Big Balls himself saunters over, rips off the best bits for himself and then leaves me whats left.

Although I wouldn't have to cook it I suppose, That's always a bonus.

"What's for dinner?"

"raw meat"

"What's for breakfast?"

"raw meat

"What's for lunch?"

"Take a wild guess you muppet"

So maybe lion isn't quite what I am looking for.


Something smaller?

A fish? I'm not a great swimmer.

An ant? It just seems like SUCH hard work being an ant, scurry here, carry there.


By jove I think I've got it.


I quite like the idea of being a black widow spider, Are they the ones that mate and then rip the head of their partner

Sign me up to be one of them please. I can quite happily get with that program.


Reincarnation here I come. (Waves eight legs atcha)


What would you be?



Let me know



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5 comments

  1. haha this made me laugh, now what shall i be when i come back hmmmm.... I think maybe a penquin :)

    shel xx

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  2. Butterfly. You look beautiful and you're not alive for very long so there can't be time for all the stresses of life.

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  3. I'd love to come back as one of those bare-arsed little monkeys who fling poo at people they don't like. If I was in a zoo, I'd get to steal treats from greedy little kids who tease me. If I was adopted by someone, I might end up being prettified and have loads of cute little frilly dresses while tearing everything in the house to shreds. Awesome.

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  4. Well now I want to be a bare-arsed monkey!!!!!!!

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  5. I would be quite happy to come back as a filthy rich & fabulously gorgeous princess!!!! (is that allowed or does it have to be an animal?!!)

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