As always, trying to justify giving you hot, half naked pictures of gorgeous male celebs means that I have to keep up with current events and try to weave a topical sexy celeb into Nom or Vom. (I feel like a poor girls copy of Heat magazine)
Now I could've brought you Frankie Cocozza.......................
But I love you too much to do it to you
(plus my laptop would probably catch a virus)
Instead I bring you an offering of male hunkage that as usual won't be to everyones taste, but we will definitely be seeing a lot of this cheeky Essex chappie over the coming weeks.
Ladies & Gentlemen.
Mark Wright of TOWIE fame. Soon to be gracing our screens once more in I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
(Insert your own gearstick joke here)
So Ladies & Gentlemen, What do you think?
Nom or Vom
Let me know
Big Fashionista x x x
VOM! Good body but face does nowt for me! Plus anyone from that pathetic show gives me the shivers. Sorry Kellie, it's a big huge VOM from me!
ReplyDeleteHehe the first pic made my brain instantly go "more than a handful is a waste" :p He makes me vom I'm afraid. Nice body, arrogant face.
ReplyDeleteVom the cunt makes me cringe beyond belief x
ReplyDeleteI really wanna say nom because he is gorgeous, but he is such a knob so it has to be a vom!! Also, how small must his tadger be if he can hold it in one hand??!! x
ReplyDeleteI hate the show, his personality, the lot but he is fit. Nom I am embarassed to say! xx
ReplyDeletecomplete vom, i dont think he is attractive at all, purely based on looks as i have never watched the show or seen any interviews etc so wouldnt know what his personality is like although i can imagine that the one brain cell the cast share must get pretty lonely...
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NO! Just NO!
ReplyDeleteVom vom vom vom VOM!!!
NOM! All the way! I think he's just a cheeky chappy - TOWIE isn't real people :)
ReplyDeleteHe is an absolute idiot but I don't think it can be denied that he's FIT. I also think he looks miles older than he is...
ReplyDeleteMassive VOM from me!
ReplyDeleteAlright face and body, just a complete tool who'd spend longer in the bathroom than you, and he isn't filthy looking and tatted enough for my liking. :)
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I don't find him attractive at all!
ReplyDeletevom. But I suppose if you put a comic over his face... you could do him for fun!
ReplyDeleteMark Wrong. And I hope they had a good spray of dettol on that car seat once he'd shifted his nasty ass off it. Vile inside, vile out. VOM.
ReplyDeleteOh Kellie...really?! Double, triple, quadruple VOM! Bring back Paul Rudd ;)
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He is very gorgeous yet is a absolute ball sack! haha Imma say nom yet personality wise vom.
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I have no idea who he is, but it's a vom from me I'm afraid - there's something very offputting about a man who can hold all his bits and pieces completely with one hand. I think I'm showing my age when my first thought about the first picture was "ugh, imagine the arse print he'll leave on that seat"...
ReplyDeleteOMG that photo in the car is soooo cringey! Bleughhh!!! x x
ReplyDeleteVOM VOM VOM TO THE POWER OF VOM
ReplyDeleteVom, vom, vom - that is all!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather get fisted by a man with a pineapple as a hand than go near THAT.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch TOWIE so can't comment on his personality but I'd let him attempt to 'entertain' me. I wouldn't, however reciprocate.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if he's stupid enough to only use one hand to cover his family jewels I doubt he could hit the spot with me.
If you get me.
Have him washed and sent to my room with champagne and I'll get back to you Monday. Maybe.
I have to say though he's fit in body, we could'nt employ any guy who can hide his bits with one hand. Plus reading all the comments about him our guys need to have some charm.
ReplyDeleteSo Vom from us too.
VOM!!! If only because what's the point of posing naked and then covering your bits up like a self conscious teenager? Either put some pants on or show it all off!
ReplyDeleteHe obviously works out and looks after his body but he's too pretty and thinks he's God's gift so VOM, VOM, VOM! And his attitude to women sucks!
NOM NOM NOM *DROOLLLL*
ReplyDeletei would have him on toast ;)
100% Vom for me urgh, just no on so many levels!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't touch him with yours!! Jude xx @jadlgw
ReplyDeleteNow in theory he should be a nom all the way BUT his personality is so unattractive that it is a VOM
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