Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Chunky Children

So childhood obesity is still on the rise and all I keep hearing about lately is fat kids, larger school uniforms, bigger car seats and upsizing meal deals.

People are wringing their hands in despair and saying we are sending our children to an early grave and wailing what can we doooooooooooooooooo to help our poor cuddly (large) kiddies (Add your own hand wringing and wailing)

Well, all those dieticians and Gillian McKeith type people can just kiss my big (huge) backside because I know EXACTLY what has caused the rise in chunky children and I know how to solve childhood obesity problem once and for all.


Lets put the E numbers back into kids food.


I'm serious, All those kids hyped up on additives + sugar never sat still. I know that as a kid I would be running around like a loon and man was I skinny (ok, I wasn't but just nod and agree with me, it's christmas) When I was younger I never saw a child hopped out of his brain on E122 and E221 sitting still long enough to chew down on 3 Mars bars, 2 bowls of pasta and 2 Pizzas before dinner time did you? (anyone else hungry now?)

All this time we thought we were doing our children a favour by banning certain E numbers, instead we were just making them lazy and fat.

Tut tut,


It's health and safety gone insane I tell you.

Lets put the E numbers back into the kids food, if only for a little while. They will run their fat arses off in a couple of months (literally) Ok, so they won't sleep, they may have a nervous twitch or three, and an annoying rash that no creams can shift, but no more childhood obesity.

That has to be a good thing right?

Right?

Bite me Daily Mail.




Takes tongue out of cheek.


What do you think?


Will it work?  ;-D


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
(Disclaimer; I'm kidding, I'm kidding, how irresponsible do you think I am? Downs sunset yellow for giggles)
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7 comments

  1. Brilliant post! I might take your advice *downs blue smarties, runs around like mad woman*

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  2. I am both impressed and terrified by the way your mind works, it must get really messy in there sometimes! Loved this! x

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  3. Debbie I am going to have to quote you on that one.

    I'm sure my mother said that to me before as well.

    And my teachers

    And my partner.

    :-)

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  4. BRING BACK BLUE SMARTIES (the original ones!!!) :o)

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  5. Oh yes the voice of reason - love it xx

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  6. YES! I mean, I was uncontrollable and completely mental as a child, but DAMNIT I was a bloody beanpole! Bring. Back. E. Numbers.

    And when you do - can I have some?

    RCx

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