Saturday, 31 December 2011

The end of 2011.

Looks around to check she isn't listening.

Phew, that 2011 was a bitch on wheels wasn't she?

I'm not going to lie, I'd rather have a smear test with a sandpaper speculum than have to repeat this year again. If they say that some things are sent to try us then 2011 was sent to try and break me.....

But guess what.....................

It failed. You know what? If anything, 2011 has made me a stronger person. I've discovered that I can overcome things that probably would have broken me before.

I am going to wash off the negativity of 2011 like it was a shit shower.

Instead, I will focus on the good stuff.

erm.......

erm..........

(I'm kidding)

SO If I disregard the usual blah blah about having the warmth and love of my family (sticks fingers down throat) and just get to the bits that might interest you all.

I have just completed my first full year of blogging!!!!!!!!
(If no-one claps here then I will sulk, I swear I will)

Last year around about this time I made the point that I don't think the New Year is the best time to make resolutions http://www.big-fashionista.blogspot.com/2010/12/new-years-resolutions.html It's the same reason I never start a diet on a Monday, If you break your diet on the Tuesday then you think that you might as well wait till the following Monday to start again (you know it's true) If I break a New Years resolution do I have to wait till the following January to try it again?

But I did make some little ones about starting to write a book (Which I've done) Improving my blog, (couldn't make it any worse could I?) Hugging my family (Meh) and getting fit and losing weight (Lost it, put it back on......... what can I say, I'm a work in progress)


This year my only resolution is to just keep on keeping on, whatever is thrown at me.

Treat everything as a lesson that I can learn from.

And 2011 certainly gave me some good lessons.

Let us be thankful for what we DO have.

Bring it 2012.

I'm ready for you.


Big Fashionista x x x


Do you have any New Years resolutions you are making?

Let me know.
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Friday, 30 December 2011

Shopping with girls

I really didn't think that there was a way to make shopping in the sales more hellish than it already is.

I was wrong. In fact I was SO wrong, I wasn't even in the same postcode as wrong, I was in the area NEXT to wrong, which is reserved for things that are so wrong they couldn't possibly ever be right, because it is wrong.

I must have had a glass (bottle) or two over my usual limit as had I decided it would be great fun to take my eleven year old daughter and her two friends shopping in the sales for the day.

(Ok, it may have been that the choice was either shopping or a sleepover. I'm pretty, I'm not dumb)

Now I've been shopping with my daughter before, but I never knew what a minefield I was walking into when I agreed she could bring some friends.

Did you know there were rules?

Well no-one told me!!!!!!!!!

Firstly,

My outfit.

I had to be checked and approved before I could leave the house. (The Converse could stay, the hat with ears had to go) The jeans and checked shirt was seen as acceptable (with just a couple of disappointed looks thrown my way occasionally) and the Lipsy bag was bargained over as a loan to daughter and denied. (Chalk one up to mum)

Luckily I am a quick learner, I learnt almost immediately that I was NOT allowed to walk with the girls, five or steps behind was fine but if by chance they met up with someone they knew I had to be alert enough to dive into a nearby shop like I was hiding from the taxman (Covers eyes, he can't see me can he?)

I was not allowed to make conversations with my daughters friends, the only time I asked if they were having fun I was rewarded with an eye roll from my daughter and giggles from the friends.

Luckily I was allowed to sit and eat lunch with them, (Still no conversation) and then we went our separate ways for a while. I was like a dog being let off a leash, I wanted to bound up to people and say "hello, hello" (no face licking, I told you, I learn fast)  I was that starved of affection that if someone would have nodded to me as they walked past I would've showed them all my purchases and even modelled my new coat for them if they hadn't run away screaming by that point. (New coat. Republic, purchased with my Westfield christmas voucher, thank you in-laws)


An hour later and I was back in full-on mother mode. Five paces behind, holding the bags, no conversation. (The only way there could have been MORE rules for me was if I was on a list somewhere)

I was exhausted, they were hyped up on sugar and whatever crack-like fumes they pump into the air at sales time.

I felt like I had been through the wringer, they were wondering if they could stay for a couple more hours.

I felt old, they felt like staying a couple more hours.

A few hours later................... and I put my Converse clad (oh I'm SO down wiv da kidz) foot down, we were going home. 

At which point all the girls actually made direct eye contact with me, (direct, I could have wept with gratitude!!) and said "Thanks so much for bringing us today Kellie, we really appreciate it"

to which I replied, "No problem girls, shall we do it again next weekend?"

Bites tongue off and feeds it to self.


Ooooooooooh those clever, clever girls........................................................



I reckon I've been played, what do you think?

And next time I'm wearing my hat with ears, they can like it or lump it.


What do you think, have you experienced the "rules" when shopping with your children. Are there any more rules I need to watch out for NEXT TIME. (kicks self)


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x x
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Saturday, 24 December 2011

You are not alone

So this is my last post for the next couple of days as it is Christmas eve.

A time for joy, family and happiness.

Sadly, not everyone experiences this at christmas and for some, this time can be a dark and lonely time or a time when emotions such as depression can be heightened.


You may be one of those people. You may have come across this blog post by chance, or someone may have forwarded it to you to read.

Consider it fate.

 I don't want you to feel alone this Christmas.

I don't want you to feel depressed or lonely.

If you feel that you have hit rock bottom and you feel empty inside, If you can see the lights twinkling in other peoples windows, hear the laughter of your neighbours and yet you experience no joy, as if the world is a dark place in which you see no place for yourself any more.

Or if you feel that you are ready to make a change.

I want you to pick up the phone......................


 MIND
www.mind.org.uk

0300 123 3393

Samaritans
www.samaritans.org

08457 90 90 90

Alcoholics Anonymous
www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/newcomers

0845 769 7555

Stonewall
www.stonewall.org.uk

Info line 08000 50 20 20


London Lesbian and Gay Switchboard

0207 837 7324

SANELine

0845 767 8000

Preventing young suicide
www.papyrus-uk.org


For people in Northern Ireland
www.lifeline.info

0808 808 8000


Childline
www.childline.org.uk

0800 1111

Depressionalliance
www.depressionalliance.org

Refuge
www.refuge.org.uk

0808 2000 247

Eating Disorders Association
www.edauk.com

0845 634 1414

Shelter
0808 800 4444

NHS Direct
www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk

0845 4647

No Panic
www.no-panic.co.uk

0808 808 0545



If you need someone, please call one of these numbers. You are NOT alone over Christmas, there are people out there that care, I care.


I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.


Love Always

Kellie (Big Fashionista)
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Friday, 23 December 2011

Christmas Traditions

Everyone has different traditions at Christmas and has things that they certainly wouldn't do at any other time of the year. (No, not that, that's for birthdays. Special ones)

We listen to christmas songs, we see a hell of a lot of Michael Buble (Does he get put in storage for the rest of the year? Or in someones basement perhaps?) we decorate our houses in lights and colours that, let's be honest here really don't go together and we drink vile concoctions that wouldn't usually get through the door any other month than November!!

Yes Advocaat, I'm talking about you.

Seriously, the stuff is vile, but the minute A Fairytale In New York starts playing at the end of November, I start to crave it like a strung out crack whore.

"Snowball Kellie?"

"Don't mind if I do"

You just can't help it, the stuff looks like Santa cum and yet we drink it by the bottle load.


For me, my guilty christmas drink is Sheridans. Oh I love it so much, Do you know the stuff?



Flip the lids, pour the drink, the cream goes to the top, dark liquer to the bottom, you drink it, refill your glass and repeat until you fall down (that part might just be me)

Would I drink it in July?

Hell no, if it waved at me from the shelf I would pass by it, acting like I didn't even know its name. (Stone cold cut it dead)


Sorry about that, I more than make up for it in December though.


Erm............................. Drink Responsibly people (That's the disclaimer sorted then)


What do you do at Christmas that usually you wouldn't.

(I'd say keep it clean, but hey, it's Christmas)


Let me know

Big Fashionista x x
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Thursday, 22 December 2011

Still better than coal right?

So while Santa is making a list and checking it twice, the chances are that somewhere out there you have a family member who is feeling ever so smug because they think they have already got you exactly what you want and need.

They really should have checked with you because what we have discovered is that people are still receiving gifts that are, let's not be polite here...... crap.


Speaking to the lovely @HelenJNT from http://www.just-nice-things.co.uk yesterday about bad presents led to putting out a twitter call for you to tell us the worst gifts that you have ever received.


Some of you have been either REALLY naughty, given out signals that yes, you really do want a ladyshave for christmas or your family just panic bought for you!!!

I don't know about you Helen, but I started to feel really grateful for all that I get.


Want a list?

Quite a few Ladyshaves

Pot pourri seems to be a quite popular, especially from your Secret santa. God knows why, the stuff is just awful (bet I get about 3 packets now)

Just a small tip out there for all the men currently flicking through the Argos book in a panic. NO KITCHEN ITEMS. I don't care if your lady has said that it is about time you bought a new toaster/washing machine/hoover there is NO WAY she wants it for christmas. she is not dropping hints to santa. Don't do it. just don't. Otherwise it won't just be chestnuts roasting on an open fire, you might find yours being thrown on as well.

Other gifts? VHS videos seem to be a popular from the older generation (Cue the young uns going, whats a video?) There were mutterings about American Tan tights as well!!!! Poor Grace.


The main theme that seemed to run through the bad gift giving was it wasn't the amount of money spent, it was the lack of thought. Champagne for a teetotaller. Steak knives for a vegetarian. See, no thought!!!

So whether you are spending £5 or £500 per person this christmas (If you are spending £500, call me. I need a couple of things) why not take the time to be thoughtful this christmas. You know what they like really, you just panicked. Breathe, and go shop with belief.

And step away from the Pot Pourri.


Have you had any awful presents that you need to share with the world. As always feel free to leave your comments anonymously (Only about gifts, no trolls please, it's christmas) if you want to.


Can't wait to see what you got while I sit here and wrap this hairbrush for Mr Fashionista (You have to see him to get it)


Let us know


Big Fashionista
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Wednesday, 21 December 2011

A Facebook question for you to help with

So I am a huge fan of Facebook. Ok, I do get bored of all the Farmville updates and people wanting magic beans, and to poke me and what-nots, but the arguments between old school friends and the occasional drunken picture (erm, not mine, honest) do mostly make it worthwhile.

Very, very occasionally there is a status that really gets me thinking and the other day a Facebook friend called Sarah asked a question that got my brain cells firing on all cylinders

What is the difference between "seeing" someone and "dating" someone?

BOOM

Now let me give you a bit of background on me so that you understand why I don't know the answer.

I have been in a relationship with the same man for the last 17 years, we have three beautiful children together and experience the normal highs and lows of any normal relationship.

I can't possibly answer the question that Sarah asks.

But maybe you guys can.


Is there a time when a relationship goes from seeing to dating?

What is the difference between seeing and dating anyway?


Let me know what you think it is.


Facebook needs to know


Big Fashionista x x
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Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Chunky Children

So childhood obesity is still on the rise and all I keep hearing about lately is fat kids, larger school uniforms, bigger car seats and upsizing meal deals.

People are wringing their hands in despair and saying we are sending our children to an early grave and wailing what can we doooooooooooooooooo to help our poor cuddly (large) kiddies (Add your own hand wringing and wailing)

Well, all those dieticians and Gillian McKeith type people can just kiss my big (huge) backside because I know EXACTLY what has caused the rise in chunky children and I know how to solve childhood obesity problem once and for all.


Lets put the E numbers back into kids food.


I'm serious, All those kids hyped up on additives + sugar never sat still. I know that as a kid I would be running around like a loon and man was I skinny (ok, I wasn't but just nod and agree with me, it's christmas) When I was younger I never saw a child hopped out of his brain on E122 and E221 sitting still long enough to chew down on 3 Mars bars, 2 bowls of pasta and 2 Pizzas before dinner time did you? (anyone else hungry now?)

All this time we thought we were doing our children a favour by banning certain E numbers, instead we were just making them lazy and fat.

Tut tut,


It's health and safety gone insane I tell you.

Lets put the E numbers back into the kids food, if only for a little while. They will run their fat arses off in a couple of months (literally) Ok, so they won't sleep, they may have a nervous twitch or three, and an annoying rash that no creams can shift, but no more childhood obesity.

That has to be a good thing right?

Right?

Bite me Daily Mail.




Takes tongue out of cheek.


What do you think?


Will it work?  ;-D


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
(Disclaimer; I'm kidding, I'm kidding, how irresponsible do you think I am? Downs sunset yellow for giggles)
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Monday, 19 December 2011

A Birthday Treat Nom or Vom style.

So it is my birthday today and there is a VICIOUS rumour going around the internet that I am now 36 years old, I can assure you that I have my solicitors on the case and unless anyone can find my original birth certificate I will not accept 36 as my official age (chews and swallows)

As a December baby with a birthday so close to christmas it seems that my birthday is never as important as everyone elses, so I thought today I could celebrate my birthday with you all in a way no-one will ever forget.

It's not big, (Oh I hope it is) It isn't brave, and it certainly isn't clever, it is more than slightly shallow...................... and I know you will all love it.


Happy Birthday to me,

It's the BEST of Nom or Vom



Ahhhh Adam, you are lovely just the way you are. (I mean naked by the way)



 Bradley, your teeth, your smile, stay gorgeous.



David. Stay pretty



 Who is this one again? Jensen something?



Mr Haskell I presume? He's only included because of the naked shot. A for effort James



Swoooooooooon Jason Momoa. I WILL fight those Style Rawr girls for him.



Oh Max, you ARE The Wanted



Morgan from Criminal Minds, (He could handcuff me anytime)



Paul, Stay naked. Always


Tommy, the most searched for phrase on my StatCounter keyword activity is "Tommy Lee's dick" (Stay classy people)


Is this guy still around even?


Chester, I would. Over and over and over again.



Chris Hemsworth, as Thor. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. But only as Thor-Sorry.



Justin, keep the hair short and we are ok. Ok?



So there we have it, I had no criteria for the best of Nom or Vom other than their nakedness.

I think on my birthday that is a great criteria, don't you?

Enjoy my birthday gift to you all and don't forget to let me know who you think is the BEST of Nom or Vom.



Big Fashionista x x
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Sunday, 18 December 2011

Creations By Charlotte

Todays small business I want to show you is run by someone who I actually spent a lot of my teen years with, A fab friend who I only recently got back in touch with via the power of Facebook.

We had so much fun (including the time we almost killed her brother when we left him alone when we were meant to be looking after him because he was sick, turns out he had appendicitis!!! Who knew) and it is a true honour to be able to feature her new business

Creations By Charlotte

If you need party bags for a childrens party, or as gift for a new baby then look no further than www.creationsbycharlotte.co.uk

Fantastic service and some really gorgeous products, not only will you take the stress out of your childs party you will also be the envy of other parents out there for your originality.

Heres a selection of just some of the things that Creations By Charlotte can offer you.







There are so many other cute things on the site, perfect for timesaving and looking thoughtful. Go take a look www.creationsbycharlotte.co.uk



What do you think?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x x
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Saturday, 17 December 2011

LouLous Luxuries

As it is the weekend it is time to celebrate some more small businesses and today is the rather lovely LouLous Luxuries.

This one is a very important one to me as the lovely Kerry has been a huge supporter of my weekend blogs supporting other small businesses.

So we are all about the jewellery here today and we are talking vintage and vintage inspired jewellery and I have picked out a few of my favourite pieces for you to whet your appetite with before sending you on your way over to the website

www.loulousluxuries.co.uk





Aren't they all gorgeous pieces?

The Dance of the Peacock vintage pearl necklace above is just absolutely stunning don't you think and is only £17.00 (nudges Santa)

What is your favourite piece?

What are you going to buy?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Friday, 16 December 2011

Nom or Vom

So who shall we do today, I thought I would go a little different this week and go with.....................................................................




Now before you all report me or get me some help, (actually, that isn't a bad idea) have you SEEN who voices Handy Manny???????



This weeks Nom or Vom is

Wilmer Valderrama







So what do we think?

Could he be your Handy Man-ny?

or should he keep his tools in his box?


Let me know,

Nom or Vom

Big Fashionista x x
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Thursday, 15 December 2011

Do good things come to those that wait?

They say that patience is a virtue.

Well I never once said I was virtuous (check my blog posts, not one mention of virtue anywhere, I promise you)

Yesterday (which is actually today as I am writing this Wednesday night, confused? stick around, it can only get worse) I found out I had a parcel delivered which went to my neighbour.

By the time I found out this parcel had been delivered, (which incidentally wasn't by the courier company because they neglected to put a card through my door, Thanks Fedex, glad I can help you contribute to saving the environment one piece of card at a time) my neighbour had gone out.


Now I don't known where the hell she has gone but it is 9.45pm and I am pacing like a worried parent because she still isn't back. (I really should put this woman on a curfew)

and I'm not sure but I think I can hear my parcel weeping through the walls!!! What kind of rude person takes in a parcel for you and then goes out until it's late. It is a school night!, I want my parcel and she has kidnapped it.

I think I am well within my rights here to kick down her door and go and rescue my parcel from her evil clutches. I could say that I smelt smoke or something and while I was in there checking the house for any fires (what a hero) I thought I might as well take my parcel at the same time. (See what a considerate neighbour I am) Erm, their is cake missing from your fridge? Nothing to do with me I promise (wipes crumbs)

I have zero patience, if I knew where my birthday presents were I would open them,
and then re wrap them so no-one knew. I am terrible like that. I can't wait for anything.

It is why I rarely online shop. Wait for delivery? Hell no (especially with the parcel snatcher next door) I want to buy it and take it with me. I hear you can sometimes die of old age before your ASOS parcels arrive anyway!!!

I am really unhappy about my neighbour going out while being in charge of my Japonesque parcel. She wouldn't leave my child unsupervised, what is the difference? (I think I'm looking forward to receiving this parcel more to be honest, If she was in charge of my children, I would be the one out and uncontactable) I have been in since 2pm ish. So she has been out for almost 8 hours without a care in the world for my parcel!!! She probably hasn't left it any water or room to roam around. (and if her small dog has even LOOKED at my parcel while hearing the sound of a running tap I will make ear muffs out of it)

If she is much longer I will have to pull the tumble drier trick on the next parcel I take in for her. (ten minutes on a cool setting, thud, thud, thud, thud, round and round it goes, will it break? who the hell knows)

I am waiting for my parcel from Japonesque and quite honestly I am really excited to be receiving it. This wait is half killing me.

Like I said, I'm not a patient person.


What would you be doing in my position? 

Anyone care to help me burglarise back my own property? I have to be within my rights to go and rescue it don't I?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Away in a Danger-Nativity plays from hell.

It is that time of year when as parents we are at our busiest and yet the schools our little darling cherubins attend ALWAYS insist on putting on nativity plays when to be quite honest I would rather be out doing my Christmas shopping, or something equally exciting and enjoyable (like the dentist, without anaesthetic )

I'm free in June, any chance we can reschedule?

Apparently not.

As Ms Hirons would say, HOW RUDE!!!!


As there is no getting out of the obligatory nativity play, I might as well enjoy it.

This means embracing all the hell that goes along with it.

Firstly this involves watching a lot of side-eye in the playground at the mothers of those children picked to be angels, this stems from our wish as children to be picked as an angel and never getting chosen because we were SOOOOOOOO GOOD AT READING WE ALWAYS GOT CHOSEN AS THE NARRATOR. WHO WANTS TO BE THE NARRATOR, I WANTED TO BE AN ANGEL, JUST ONCE, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO, IT WAS ALWAYS CLARE DIXON, BECAUSE SHE WAS BLONDE AND PRETT......................................

(composes self)

So firstly there is the grief over the angels,

Then the next problem is the part of Mary & Joseph.

(Sigh. Some people are still not talking after the great Mary and Joseph casting of 2006)

Once the parts have been allocated, sneered over and accepted, the next problem to face are the outfits. (God I miss Woolworths) Shepherd? Simple, add a tea towel. Kings? some cardboard and some foil for a crown. Angels? A white sheet (like I give a stuff-sulks a bit) 

A DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sweet baby Jesus, how do I do a Donkey?

(A small tip, never attempt to staple on a tail, it will only end in tears)

So we have our part, our costume, our ticket.........

Our ticket? Uh ho. This kicks up a whole new issue. Is your ticket numbered? It is easier to get a front row ticket to watch Rihanna than a front row ticket to a nativity play. (It always seems to be the same smug faced parents in the front row, have you ever noticed that?) If it isn't numbered, then it is like queueing for an H&M collaboration, come prepared, come early, wear heels. (it may get nasty)

You grab your seat and there on stage are the little cherubins, The best Nativity plays are the ones with the younger children. Reception, Nursery, Year One. Like I said, if I have to spend my time sitting there then I damn well want to be entertained by an Angel announcing they need a wee halfway through Away in a Manger. (tee hee)

Plus you usually get the gift of Gold, Frankenstein and Mud (Always a classic) and Mary dropping the baby Jesus on its head.

Children of that age have no shame either, they sing at the top of their voices, they announce they need the toilet, they wave at their mums and occasionally they shout out that the person next to them has farted (Everyone laughed but the childs parents, they sunk down to the bottom of their seats and refused to make eye contact with anyone for the next three years)


Ok, I admit it, I love the time of the Nativity plays. I wouldn't miss them for the world.
They are an hour or so of pure Christmas.

What do you think? Are you a fan of the Nativity plays? Are you like me and enjoy the whole occasion as an event and most importantly.................

Do you have any nativity stories you want to share with me.


Let me know



Big Fashionista x x
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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Cupboard Jenga

So, after being feeling extremely clumsy lately, I have decided that I am in fact NOT a complete uncoordinated mess, I have just created a brand new game which anyone can play.

Cupboard Jenga


Best played in the kitchen it is a truly simple game that can leave you in stitches (and I'm not talking in a laughing way either)

Now you have to bear in mind that I am 5ft 4in and for some reasons my cupboards are really high. I'm really not very good at this game.

What you need to do is reach into your cupboard and pull something out. (I know, simple right?) If you can pull out the item? Well done, you are a winner. (smartarse)

If (like me) you attempt to take something out of the cupboard and tins and other kitchen products rain down upon you like lightning bolts thrown from Zeus,

You are playing Cupboard Jenga.

This game is not suitable for persons 3 or under.

In fact this game is not suitable for anyone really. Lately I have got quite an expert at losing at this game.

I have discovered that tins of beans hurt. A tub of cotton buds will always hit the floor and scatter like children from a broken window. Pot Noodles are the devils work and can do triple back somersaults to make sure they catch you on the head with the sharp edge (Pot Noodles are, in my opinion the devils work anyway) and no matter how many attempts you make to catch the crushed chilis you never, EVER will and you will be finding them for weeks on the worktop and floor (bloody git things)

The best cupboard to use to learn how to play this game is probably the medicine cupboard, (although if you get hit with a bottle of Night Nurse, you will probably need a bloody nurse, and don't sue me, I don't got nuffink) I'm not judging you but if you have a nice soft cupboard full of tablet boxes then you might want to start there. (Diclofenac boxes falling on your head are like kisses from angels)


If you have children and you have a cupboard full of packed lunch stuff then chances are you have played Cupboard Jenga at one point or the other in your life. Give me a packet of cheesy wotsits falling on my head over a KitKat Chunky any day of the week (Although if a KitKat chunky falls out of the cupboard, that badboy is MINE)

Another place that is damn scary to play Cupboard Jenga is the cupboard full of tins, Why is the tin I want always behind the suicide tins? The suicide tins are the ones just waiting to jump out of the cupboard every time I open the door. And if they are going down, they are taking me with them. I never win at Cupboard Jenga in the tin cupboard, I've given up even trying. (I let the children climb on the worktops like little Growler Monkeys and pass me down what I need)

Really when I think about it, Cupboard Jenga is not a fun game to play, but I bet at least a couple of you out there are playing it, and now at least you know what it's called.


Do you play Cupboard Jenga?


How did you get on?

Any scars?  Or do you have some handy tips for me to help me dodge falling tins?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Monday, 12 December 2011

My Daddy

Today is always a hard day for me. It is the anniversary of my dads death.

While everyone else has their christmas lights glittering and twinkling, mine will be off.

Just for the one day. I don't like to see their cheer today. In a way I feel like they are just mocking me with their festive cheer.

I don't try to be happy today or force a smile. That is for the other 364 days of the year. Then I like to celebrate my dads life, but just for this one day the sadness overwhelms me and I miss my daddy terribly.

Rest in Peace Daddy


I miss you



Kellie x x
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Sunday, 11 December 2011

One Stop Pamper Shop

So we have had shoe condoms, bags, jewellery and todays small business is all about candles and bath bombs.

For me candles and bath bombs go together like wine and a straw (Ok, that might just be me though) and a really fab company that I love is One Stop Pamper Shop.

http://onestoppampershop.co.uk/

The candles are absolutely lovely, a great long lasting scent that look as good as they smell.

I talk quite regularly to the owner Maryann who is absolutely lovely, in fact not only is One Stop Pamper online, she has recently opened a shop!!!! How cool is that?

Let me show you just a few of the huge range of candles and bath products that One Stop Pamper Shop sell.











You would be absolutely amazed at what good value these products are.

The Gingerbread bath bomb is just £1.91 at the moment.

The Robins Nest Bath Brulee is just £2.54 and everything has 15% off across the site.

There is still time to purchase in time for Christmas so go and take a look at One Stop Pamper Shop

www.onestoppampershop.co.uk


What do you think?

Let me know

Big Fashionista x x


Supporting small businesses
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Saturday, 10 December 2011

Flonightingale Jewellery.

After the success of last weekends blog posts promoting small businesses I decided to make it a regular series.


Today I am focusing on the fabulous jewellery from Flonightingale.

I am a massive fan of statement jewellery and after browsing on the site

www.flonightingale.com

I am sure you will be too.

(ps, Santa if you are reading, I would adore the Octopus necklace)

Want to take a look at some of my favourite pieces?





This is a TOTAL statement piece. LOVE, ADORE, NEED


Seriously cute and kitsch. £6.00!!!!! I could buy this for soooo many people, and they do lots of different types. Fruit pastilles anyone?


Perfect for the crafty ones amongst you. Me, I can't cut corners let alone be craft-like




 Awwwwwwwww I love this.



Geek chic at it's finest!!!!!!!!!


Go and check out Flonightingale jewellery.

Plus you still have a little time to order and receive in time for christmas. All items are giftwrapped and in this day and age it is important to support small businesses such as this.


Let me know what you think of the site, I love it and I hope you will do too.



Big Fashionista x x



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Friday, 9 December 2011

Nom or Vom

It's Friday. Now for the rest of the week I like to play it all (mostly) serious but come Friday I think it is time to have a little fun and be downright shallow.

If you are new to the Nom or Vom party, this is how it works.

I post pictures of a hot male celeb and then you can just grade them like meat.

See, shallow. (It is what Fridays were made for isn't it?)

So let us start with todays offering of male hotness.

Jon Bon Jovi

Now, never have I typed a name into my computer and SO many pictures come up!!!
I was literally spoilt for choice.

Including one or two like this!!!!



Rude not to really don't you think?


Want to see some more pics?

(At this point I am starting to think that I have seen puddles deeper than this blog post)










So what do we think ladies and gentlemen?


Nom or Vom?

Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Thursday, 8 December 2011

Blogging advice.

Hello fellow bloggers, are you sitting uncomfortably?

Then I will begin.

There will be snacks provided at the interval and kittens to play with for those that get easily distracted.

(Step away from the kitten guys, after four lines is not an acceptable time to get distracted)

The blogging community is an amazing place, but there are a lot of people out there that are just starting out that perhaps need a little guidance.

Now I'm not here to teach anyone how to suck eggs so for those of you that are blog geniuses you are excused to go and play with the kittens, but leave the snack table alone for now ok?

Do you have a new blog? Do you look at those bloggers out there that talk about being sent a product to try out and want to know how to get in on it?

STOP right there. If you are just in it for the freebies then you are going to be sadly disappointed.

The sacred rule of blogging? Don't beg for samples. Just don't.

Feel free to contact PR companies to introduce yourself, follow your favourite brands on twitter and facebook and learn all about all the fab new products that are being released and then go and purchase them with your own monies and then write about them. Send the link to the PR company who looks after the brand and then keep on blogging.


I am NOT going to say to you, and then after a while the PR company will send you free stuffs because that really isn't how it works, and if you are reading this and thinking, "So WHEN do I get free stuff" please feel free to go play with the kitties because I am honestly just trying to help you out here.

Blogging is really not about what you can get out of it. Blogging is hard work. Fun, but really hard work. What do I get out of it? Honestly? I just really enjoy writing. I'm not a beauty blogger, I just blog about beauty occasionally, (as well as anything else that interests me-My blog, my rules) For me it is all about the pleasure of writing, My reward is having people comment on my blogs (oooooh, you better comment)

I haven't been blogging for that long myself. This blog is 18 months old, still a baby really, but I am seeing more and more blogs popping up and if I can just help one new blogger from making the mistakes that others, including me, have made then I think this was a blog worth writing.

Another important lesson a new blogger can learn is all about getting your own identity. This takes time. If you read back my first few months worth of blogs (For gods sake, don't)  then my writing was completely different. It takes time to develop your identity. What do you like to write about? Beauty? Fashion? Sex? Food? Write about what interests YOU. Go for it, just write. Over time your style will develop and your readers will come. let it be natural, don't force it.

And for gods sake get your own ideas. Don't steal them from fellow bloggers, it doesn't matter how amazing you think they are. Get your own fabulous ideas, stealing them from other bloggers is just lazy and people WILL notice. And then you will be known for all the wrong reasons. Who wants that? You will get great ideas for blogs of your own, you will. How would you like it if you had a fabulous idea for a blog and then someone stole it for themselves?

Blog unto others as you yourself wish to blog.


Does anyone need a kitten break?



Another thing that you really shouldn't worry about is the number of blog followers you have. I've been there, you can stress yourself out something stupid over why you only have ten followers when someone who started after you has twenty. or why your blog followers hasn't increased in days or weeks or why you have lost blog followers. Keep on writing, followers will come, your hits will increase and after a while you realise that these things aren't important. They really aren't.

Chat to your fellow bloggers, the social side of blogging is amazing and you can make some amazing friends, comment on other peoples blogs, but make sure you don't just write "visit my blog at www.blahblahblah" Nothing is more annoying than people who comment without commenting, if you know what I mean?


Right, the snack table is now open, go gather in the comment area and share some good advice for new bloggers. What do you wish that you had known when you first started out? What is your sacred rule of blogging?

and any new bloggers with any questions, feel free to ask for advice.


Big Fashionista x x
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Wednesday, 7 December 2011

A hair-raising tale

I seem to have some sort of Movember thing going on with my legs at the moment.

What can I say, I'm cold.

It's like added insulation and it isn't as though I am going to be wearing skirts any time soon is it? (And if I do have to wear one, I can just say that mohair tights are so this season can't I?)

I should be ashamed of my bear-like legs, instead I just feel snuggly and if I am feeling sad I can always just stroke my own legs. (smooth, scratchy, smooth, scratchy)

(If I am bored, I could always sit there and plait them I suppose)


Is anyone else avoiding the razor or waxing lately?


***********tumbleweed**********************


Might just me then.

I'm looking for the positives here.

I am warm. (always a good thing, I feel the cold like a chihuaha with no coat on)

I can amuse my 5yr old daughter for hours, (give her some glittery hairclips and a brush and she can play legdressers)

I am saving on soap (Couple more days and I can just shampoo my legs)

and also it means less washing as I don't need to use towels anymore, I can just shake off like a wet dog. Or if I am feeling deliciously decadent I can just blowdry my legs.


And we won't even get started on my armpits huh?

(I have no excuse for that other than I am lazy)

But until I start eyeing up velvet scrunchies for my underarms I think I can get away with it. Right? right?


So, any other ladies out there rebelling against the razor at the moment?


Please don't let me be the only one.

Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Bitch bank of insults

Back at the beginning of October (you know, when it was warm) I wrote a post about those little words that instantly cause offence "No offence but"

If you can be bothered why not reacquaint yourself with the post
here -------> No offence but

Since then it has been pointed out to me that "No offence but" is a mere pussy cat in the world of being offensive without anyone being able to pull you up on it.

and this new way is only three letters as well.

Now even lazy people can try to be a bitch.

I remember when being a bitch took actual work. You had to respect a true bitch because they had to work hard at it, it wasn't simple. Not everyone could do it. It took imagination and pure evil genius. (Yes I do mean me, I am permanently exhausted)

Now it is as easy as L O L

Thats it, LOL

or WORSE, A fricking smiley face.

"OMG, How FAT do you look in that dress? You look like a pregnant hippo LOL :-) "

Oh, you added a LOL, it's a joke, I get it. You added a LOL to take out the sting. So now it doesn't hurt.

And what's this?

A smiley face?

Oh how I laughed at your wit, your intelligence. You added a SMILEY to an insult. I see what you did there.

Now you could've gone down the "Just out of interest, are your parents siblings" route or even "Now I can totally see why some animals eat their young"

All are perfectly acceptable insults.

Instead laziness has just taken over. No-one tries any more. It's all "No offence but" "LOL" and smiley faces.

It's just poor bitching skills.


So hit me with your best insult.

We can create a bank of insults that people can just dip into whenever they need to.

Let me start you off.


Learn from your parents mistakes darling, use contraception.

Awwwww, don't let your mind wander, it is too little to go out alone.

He is so stupid he has to be watered twice a week

Have those ones on me.

What's your favourite bitchy put down or insult?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Monday, 5 December 2011

An alibi waiting to happen

So after some quite serious "female issues" lately I had a conversation with my mother that went something like this.

"well don't forget darling, both your nan and I went through the menopause at 34"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstly, I'm 35.

Secondly, If I was going to be handed something genetically, I'd much rather have had long legs or blonde hair.

But no, I get a shortage of eggs instead.


So I need to turn this to my advantage.

Firstly, I may have to go shoplifting. Surely the menopause is a great alibi? Christmas is coming, I can say I shoved that ten pound turkey up my jumper to cool me down can't I? I could get the whole christmas dinner (as long as it's frozen goods) and just claim short-term memory loss due to the menopause.

I don't know many security guards who would go near a menopausal woman without a taser and a rope on a stick like the RSPCA people have do you?

"Did she say she was menopausal?"

"Oh Jesus, just let her have the turkey, we aren't allowed to carry Tasers anymore and I'm not going hand to hand with her"

Secondly, can I murder my other half and get away with it? It's the best excuse I can ever think of. Sorry officer, I stabbed him 40 times in the face because he looked at me funny.

I better hope for a female judge.

 It isn't fair. All I have in my future is night sweats, tears and a thickening midriff. If I was a guy I would be able to crave a motorbike or a sports car and they don't even have a real menopause!!!!!

Who decided that this was okay? Men I imagine. The have a mid-life crisis (oh boo hoo) and have collectively decided that this is a great excuse for a new car and a younger woman.

So I am going to start telling people that women at the start of a menopause it is the LAW that they all need to shop for a whole new wardrobe (no polyester allowed) and at least three new pairs of shoes.

Well if I can't get away with the shoplifting and the murder I might as well get something fun out of this.

Feel free to spread the word ladies, one day this will be you.

Although I might just have one go of the Turkey thievery. those bad boys are expensive.



Any other ideas what I might be able to get away with?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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Sunday, 4 December 2011

Feeling Randy

It just seems to be one of those weekends!!!!


Randybagz, fresh, cute and fun.

I actually know these ladies and have been out drinking with them, (Don't worry, those pictures will never see the light of day girls, what happens in Hornchurch, stays in Hornchurch)  I love it when people I know manage to set up a business and make something of it.

Recently showing at Essex Fashion Week and counting Vanessa Feltz as someone who is walking around with one of their bags, Randybagz have come from nowhere to become a huge success and 2012 is promising to be a huge year for them.


Want to check them out?









So cute and completely personalised, RandyBagz are perfect for gifts or even just for yourself.


Want to check them out for yourself? www.randybagz.co.uk 


What do you think?


Big Fashionista x x
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Saturday, 3 December 2011

Heel Condoms

Apart from the fact that I giggle now whenever I say the word Heel Condoms I am in total awe of this funky way to update your shoes.

If you have a plain pair of heels that you want to jazz up for the christmas party season then why not check these out?

All available from www.prettypinktoes.co.uk the price ranges from £14.99-£24.99

In fact go and have a proper browse, Pretty Pink Toes have some seriously innotive items on their site. From Cityclips, which clip up your trousers to keep them dry to TrendyTabs which you can attach to your credit cards to pull out of your purse and lots of other stuff you cant even begin to imagine. Christmas gifts GALORE to be found there I promise.

So do you want to see what heel condoms look like?





How pretty are these?



Sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



So cute for weddings.



Jazzing up a pair of neutral shoes



I love this style.


Funky huh?


I love them. I have a couple of pairs of plain court shoes that could do with jazzing up and this is the perfect way to do it and is cheaper than shelling out for a new pair of shoes for the party season.


So what do you think of the heel condoms (giggle)

And what do you think of the site?
Let me know


Big Fashionista x x
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