Monday, 30 January 2012

Sorry Monday,

Dear Monday,

I've checked my schedule and I'm really sorry but today isn't good for me. I seem to have double-booked you. I know, I know, It's not your fault. It's mine.

I take full responsibility for not being ready for you this week. What can I say, my organisational skills are not what they should be. I do feel terrible about it, I think if my memory serves me correctly I may well have tried to cancel on you once or twice before. (okay, possibly every week since time began) but COME ON Monday, you are just crowding me now.

Every week? You try to visit more than my mother does!!! (and are just as welcome. Kidding mother, I'm kidding) Monday, it is just that you are so NEEDY, every week you come back like a glutton for punishment. You are like a bouncy little puppy around my ankles, getting all excited and begging me to play (please don't wee on my shoes this time) it really doesn't matter how often I update my Facebook status telling you to jog on, you just never get the hint. (You remind me of an ex)

I prefer your mate, Tuesday. Not as much as Friday, (or Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday or Thursday for that fact) I must admit, Friday knows how to party. Friday is a true finisher. Monday? meh not so much. You are the beginning.......................

and I don't think I'm finished with last week yet, I don't have time in my diary to begin a whole new week.

So Monday, I seem to have double-booked you with a weekend.

Um, my bad.

Lets try again next week.................................

Oh god I'm sorry, I think I may be washing my hair next week...

Can we both get out our diarys and try to find a time that is convenient for us both?

I think I have a space in March...... Oh hang on, I think my mother is visiting then.

Raincheck Monday?

Anyone else find Monday a bit needy?

or do you welcome the opportunity to start a clean slate each week?

Let me know

Big Fashionista x x


  1. Hahaha I love it.

    I don't have the issues with Mondays as it's my day off, Tuesdays are my Mondays.


  2. LOVE IT :D
    no more words needed ;)


  3. Hahaha, brilliant! I hate Monday's, because it the day the other half has to go back to work, and I get left all on my lonesome (the woes of working from home).

    I don't think I have ever liked Monday, whether it was my School Days, Uni Days, Work Days or whenever. Monday and I have pretty much always had a rocky relationship! It's only good when you're on holiday and it's the beginning of it :P

  4. I don't know... Mondays are the start of the week, Wednesdays are the humpday, thursdays are almost there and Fridays are the end of the week! It's Tuesday that always seems a bit of a non-day to me. Skip straight to humpday!



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