The laminate

I think it was Friends that first introduced me to the idea of the "laminated list"

You all know about the laminated list right?

If you are in a relationship it is a list of people that you have full permission to sleep with if the chance ever arises.

Note to all men,

Adding your partners SISTER to the list is never funny, EVER.
(And adding their mother is just SICK)

The laminated list should basically be a list of celebrities or famous people that you actually have no chance with. Not your partners workmates or anyone accessible (although there is that one........moves on quickly)

I don't know if I could deal with a laminated list, can't I have a chalk board instead? So I can rub one or two out as my taste changes? I mean ten years ago I'd have jumped on Michael Madsen HARD, now? Meh not so much. (Don't get me wrong, I'd give him a go but first sign of a crumb and he would be out)

So on my chalk board (I deserve a chalk board-my game, my rules)


Ami James.

Olivia Wilde

Johnny Depp

Tom Hardy

Nicolas Cage (See, if I'd have laminated that I'd be in all sorts of trouble now)

Jessie Pavelka


There is no chance of me actually meeting these guys, but it is good to know that if I ever happen to just bump into them I have permission to trip, fall and land on their.......
(oh you know what I mean)

Who would you have on your laminate? (or chalk board-whatever)



Let me know


Big Fashionista x x