Wednesday, 1 February 2012

The laminate

I think it was Friends that first introduced me to the idea of the "laminated list"

You all know about the laminated list right?

If you are in a relationship it is a list of people that you have full permission to sleep with if the chance ever arises.

Note to all men,

Adding your partners SISTER to the list is never funny, EVER.
(And adding their mother is just SICK)

The laminated list should basically be a list of celebrities or famous people that you actually have no chance with. Not your partners workmates or anyone accessible (although there is that one........moves on quickly)

I don't know if I could deal with a laminated list, can't I have a chalk board instead? So I can rub one or two out as my taste changes? I mean ten years ago I'd have jumped on Michael Madsen HARD, now? Meh not so much. (Don't get me wrong, I'd give him a go but first sign of a crumb and he would be out)

So on my chalk board (I deserve a chalk board-my game, my rules)

Ami James.

Olivia Wilde

Johnny Depp

Tom Hardy

Nicolas Cage (See, if I'd have laminated that I'd be in all sorts of trouble now)

Jessie Pavelka

There is no chance of me actually meeting these guys, but it is good to know that if I ever happen to just bump into them I have permission to trip, fall and land on their.......
(oh you know what I mean)

Who would you have on your laminate? (or chalk board-whatever)

Let me know

Big Fashionista x x


  1. Erm it's a tough one: Dermot O'Leary, George Clooney, Daniel Craig, Jon Bon Jovi, Brad Pitt. It would appear I have a bit of a thing for older men!

  2. We have a list but it's in our head along with a long standing mutual understanding ;)

    Hubbys list provided by him for your pleasure:

    Beyond that apparently he can't provide any more at this time.. you can ask him why yourself @ls60

    Mine :D
    1. Mila Kunis
    2. James Franco
    3. Matthew Grey Grubler
    4. Emily Procter
    and last but certainly NOT least the most beautiful speciman of a man - apart from Lee ;)
    5. Jason Momoa (Conan / Game of Thrones phwaorness)

    And there you have it though in saying all of that I wouldn't do more than pash the life out of them. Just my choice ;)

  3. Ooh what a lovely subject...

    1.Tom Hardy
    2.Cillian Murphy
    3.Christian Bale (Even though he is a prick!)
    4.Bear Grylls
    5.Danny Dyer

  4. Ohhh love a chalk list! :)

    1. Tom Welling - my number 1 and ALWAYS will be, no chalk needed for this one
    2. Johnny Depp
    3. David Beckham
    4. Ashton Kutcher

  5. Ooooh Love your list!!!! Nice choices :))
    1. Enrique Iglasias, not for everyone I know
    2. Michael Buble
    3. Ryan Reynolds
    4. Bradly Cooper
    5. Robbie Williams

    I can go on lol.......xxxx

  6. I agree with olivia wilde... those eyes!
    I need to have a good think about the rest, i've never thought about it, and we've never discussed it! hmm....

  7. Eddie Izzard, carved in stone. Colin Firth (laminated), lawrence dallaglio (chalk board), Eminem (written very small in invisible ink as am OLDER than his mother).

  8. I think mine changes all to regularly so mine would have to be a chalk board.
    My (current) list is:

    Robbie Williams
    Ami James
    David Beckham
    Bear Grylls
    Keifer Sutherland

  9. George Eads
    George Eads
    George Eads
    George Eads
    George Eads

    Honestly, that man makes me knees go weak.

  10. Hmmmmmm
    Amanda Lamb
    Emily proctor
    Reese Witherspoon
    Suzi perry

    I think that's enough !! Putting me off work !

  11. Definitely a chalkboard for me as well :)

    Alan Rickman his voice *melts*
    Geena Davis (that mouth!)
    There are quite a few others but those are my 2 laminates :)

  12. Michael Bublé
    Matthew Gray Gubler
    Dermot O'Learey
    Greg James
    Benedict Cumberbatch

    But yes, I definitely need a chalkboard!

  13. Always love the friends episode when they do this x

  14. Loving everyone's choices. Mine are:
    1. Jason Momoa. All day every day! Set in stone!
    2. Tom Hardy
    3. Monica Bellucci
    4. Tairrie B Murphy
    5. M. Shadows

    x x x

  15. 1:Michael Fassbender
    2:Bill Bailey
    3:Johnny Depp
    4:Richard Armitage
    5:Idris Elba

    Lovely! form an orderly queue gentlemen!


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