Now I may well get sent to the Tower for this one, but to be honest I could do with the break, (Ok, it's not quite a spa day but if someone else is cooking my meals then I'm really not that fussy)
I'm getting bored of Kate Middleton.
THERE, I said it, are you all happy now?
(packs bag and waits for the beefeaters to take me away)
It's probably not her fault. but she is in danger of being as over-exposed as Katie Price's tits. The media have jumped on the Kate Middleton bandwagon and are never going to let go (until she does something wrong and they can turn on her)
Regal Kate Middleton wears Reiss, Princess Kate wears her mums dress, pretty Kate Middleton SPEAKS!!!!!!!!!!! (she has a voice? Who knew? )
I have visions of her turning up on celeb Big Brother this year. I feel like she is just absolutely everywhere at the moment and I'm getting to the stage where I just yawn whenever I see her.
I'm not anti-royal, in fact I miss licking the back of the Queens head to attach a stamp (Stupid new fangled sticky stamps) but I just don't think that everytime she farts should be front page news.
And I tell you one thing, When that press conference is finally called to announce a royal baby?
I'm taking MYSELF to the Tower, and staying there.
How about you?
Let me know
Big Fashionista x x