SOME men are DUMB.
Now before my male readers jump in to say DUMB (and my female readers jump in to
say SOME) let us examine some evidence.
A Polish man walks into a dentist (Sounds like the start of a bad joke doesn't it) with a toothache.
Now he doesn't go to ANY dentist, he goes to his ex-girlfriend dentist. WHO HE HAD JUST DUMPED. (See? dumb)
Aforementioned dentist ex-girlfriend snaps, gives him general anaesthetic and pulls out all his teeth.
Part of me admired her restraint, I probably would have extracted his bollocks..... through his mouth.
(Insert disclaimer about not condoning violence here)
Now no, she shouldn't have done it, it's awful, he will be scarred for life, blah blah blah and all that. BUT COME ON. Either he thought he would get a freebie (and I'm not just talking about an oral check up, but an oral check up if ya get me? ) or he thought she was still hung up on him and welcome him with open arms.
Only arrogance or stupidity would let a man go back to an ex girlfriend who was more tooled up than an East-end enforcer. Im not kidding around here, any dumped woman has at one point found a million ways to kill her ex in her head. not all of them have access to these.
If my ex boyfriend was passed out in front of me in a nice comfy dental chair and I had the right tools not only would I go all Marathon man on his arse I would probably poke a few more holes in him and possibly engrave my name or a few choice descriptive words on his forehead.
(What can I say, I'm a psycho bitch. It's lucky I'm not on the look out for a boyfriend isn't it? Can't say they would be queuing up after reading this)
But my point is, (Yes, I do have a point) YES she was wrong, but I DO understand why she did it. I cannot guarantee that in her position I wouldn't have done the same thing. In fact I can pretty much guarantee that I would have.
But what do YOU think, If your ex who had just dumped you for another woman bowled into your dental surgery with a toothache what would you do?
Turn the other cheek?
Or turn his cheek inside out?
Let me know
Big Fashionista x x