Wednesday, 25 April 2012
I'm not a Belieber
On Monday I had a little panic, All I could hear was a high pitched squeal in my ears,
Ear infection? Tinnitus?
Justin Bieber is in town.
I suppose it is fair, we sent the USA One Direction, they send us the Bieber, it's like we are trading punches and feeling each other out before delivering the final death blow (Let's send them The Cheeky Girls, POW, TKO)
It's either that or there is a massive world pact to spread out the screaming of hormonal teenage girls worldwide so that they aren't all in one place at the same time.
Perhaps the screaming of these creatures is what originally caused a hole in the ozone layer, causes whales to beach themselves and feeds the soul of the Dark Prince Simon Cowell.
Bieber is here to promote his new song Boyfriend I am told, (and I told that person to never speak to me again) so luckily it isn't like he is moving here permanently.
Does anyone know how long he has been here for? Any chance I can blame the rain on Master Bieber? Perhaps the rain is symbolic of all the tears shed by real artists and fans who are weeping for the sad loss of the music industry? (I'm going to get death threats again aren't I?)
The way I see it, it could be worse............................
I'm just not quite sure how yet.
Is he going soon?
Let me know
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Big Fashionista x x