Dear Men of the world,
Today I am imparting some wise advice, grab a chair, scratch your balls and PAY ATTENTION.
Yesterday the Metro reported on a
Now allegedly he had gone to a party and kissed another girl and this was his way of trying to get her to accept his apology.
Firstly Arsenal? Really? Dude why?
(Sorry, I digress)
Firstly, Sweetheart I wouldn't forgive you for kissing another girl at a party even if you stood outside Arsenal wearing HER skin as a shirt and her intestines as a bow tie.
Secondly, Mate, say it with FLOWERS!!!! FFS, why do you think flowers are sold? So blokes can buy them to apologise with.
She may not accept them, she may throw them in your face (This is why I never recommend roses, scratched corneas are never attractive) but buy them anyway.
As a football fan I can understand what you were trying to do. You have messed up with your girlfriend and the thing that you think would humiliate and embarrass you the most is something that would hurt YOU. ie the Tottenham shirt.
But MEN of the world this is where you fall down, This guy Luke McQueen was once more thinking about HIMSELF. (A bit like when he tripped and fell open mouthed on another womans face) If he thinks any woman would think of this as a romantic gesture, well he doesn't know women at all does he.
I'm a huge football fan, If this was my boyfriend I would question his morals EVEN more after this.
Your football team is your FIRST true love. If you can betray THAT and wear a rivals team shirt then snogging another bird is nothing, Hell you probably make jumpers out of kittens and shoes out of baby skin.
THAT IS HOW LITTLE I THINK OF THIS GUY.
I don't actually know what offends me more,
The fact he kissed another woman
or wore the team colours of his bitter rivals.
(It's a close call I admit)
Men, if you do something wrong. Say sorry, then if the woman wants you to do something ridiculous to prove how sorry you are. Roll with that.
Don't make the massive gesture that you THINK she will want.
You only make yourself look like a twat.
Mr McQueen, I don't know if your girlfriend has forgiven you.
I know I wouldn't.
Would YOU forgive him for wearing a Tottenham shirt?
I mean kissing another woman and THEN wearing a Tottenham shirt.
Let me know.
And football fans, what would you have had to have done to make you wear a rival shirt?
Let me know
Big Fashionista x x