Now I must admit, when I changed from a Blackberry to an iPhone I knew after ten minutes that I would never go back.
The clock of death? Battery pulls every 7 hours or the thing throws a bitch fit of epic proportions?
Yeah I don't miss that at all.
But when all those iPhone users out there were advising me to sell my soul to Apple they neglected to mention just a few little issues........
Now as I don't like surprises that don't come in boxes and involve me saying, "For me? Oh you shouldn't have" I want to spare all of you out there that may be thinking about making the switch, the pain and suffering that I have experienced while making the transition from BB to iPhone.
Shit my iPhone does.
Firstly, be under no illusion, an iPhone sucks battery like a twenty quid hooker looking to make four hundred pounds in an hour. Fast, efficient and you don't even notice it happening.
The battery of an iPhone is obviously powered by the blood of a Mayfly
It starts off the day on a high and by tea time it is DEAD. (If you are lucky) I charge mine up so often that sometimes it just walks itself to the charger and plugs itself in. (well it would if it had any battery left)
All that technology and no-one thought of making a battery that would last longer than a relationship on Made in Chelsea? (Team Jamie btw)
I could go down the whole autocorrect route, but cancel my subcription coz I am SO over those issues. Autocorrect keeps me on my toes and stops me from just pressing send. (DOUBLE CHECK people, DOUBLE CHECK)
It is when it completely disregards words that SHOULD be in the dictionary and chooses to replace them with another word that makes no sense at all.
I'm sorry you are i'll, get better soon.
and what is with the iPhones stubborn refusal to admit that SO is even a word?
It SO is. I use it a LOT. So (SEE) stick it iPhone.
And what is it with the screen glare on an iPhone? Considering it has been raining since I got it I hadn't noticed.... A bit of sunshine today and the screen goes as shy as me in a swimming costume!!!! (painfully shy and difficult to look at)
One last thing that annoys me with an iPhone? it has illusions of being a teacher, that is the only explanation I can think of that it underlines things in red pen that it doesn't like. I sometimes expect it to grade my texts and the occasional phone call that I make on it.
(It dials as well, who knew computers could be so clever?)
So that is the shit that my iPhone does,
What else have I got to look forward to?
Apart from Siri being an absolute bitch who can never understand my accent unless I tell him I love him!!! (Another needy male in my life, great)
Let me know
Big Fashionista x x