Tuesday, 15 May 2012
I have a skin tag under my arm which is basically annoying the frick out of me at the moment and I started to wonder,
How the hell do men cope with testicles? (See what happens when my mind is allowed to wonder off unsupervised)
Now this skin tag is very little, it doesn't swing around (minute it does I'm off to the Dr) and thankfully it isn't hairy. (erm, I'm not painting a good picture here am I?)
and yet it is bothering me constantly by catching on things and rubbing.
It isn't often I have sympathy for the fellas but I think this time I am going to have to pat you on the back (not on the balls) and applaud you for your patience and um, ball handling skills.
I have to admit that when I think of men wearing Y-fronts it never really conjures up a sexy look does it. (Unless you are Mr Beckham, don't even attempt it fellas) But I do get it now.
Y-fronts are simply ball bras aren't they?
Just a clever way from stopping you sitting on your own testicles. (Trust me, without a bra I have similar issues :-( )
Although testicles are basically a design flaw aren't they? I get that they should be further away from the body so that the sperm doesn't overheat and all that, but why then put them in a place where you can A, sit on them, B, accidently squash them while walking or C trap them in a zip.
My apologies to my male followers who are currently crossing their legs (carefully I hope) and have a tear in their eye.
Wouldn't it have been better to put them somewhere safer? Like the middle of your back, or perhaps nestled under an armpit so that you could keep them safe. Dangling around as they do is just asking for trouble isn't it?
If I was a guy I would be wearing a protective cup constantly so that I didn't do them any damage. (I'd also write my name against a wall but that is another story for another time) or I would walk around cupping them protectively with my hands screaming get back, get back, to anyone who dared to walk within three feet of my balls.
Men I applaud you, how there aren't more of you out there with one missing through injury I really don't know.
When I go to the Doctor about getting my skin tag removed is anyone interested in me finding out about a group discount?
Let me know.
Oh and men, what sort of damage have you done to your soldiers in the past, let me know.
Big Fashionista x x