So pay me maybe?

So it has got to the stage where I am pretty fed up of certain companies going quite slowly when it comes to paying me for work I have completed for them so with no apologies to Carly Rae Jepson, I have rewrote her song Call me maybe and THIS is what I am going to be sending to the next company that doesn't pay me on time.

Feel free to borrow it yourselves if you need to. (as well as sing along with the words if you want to) and let me know how you get on.



Pay me maybe?

I threw a post on the site
added the odd soundbite
we knew it just looked right
now my invoice is on its way

Traded my soul for a post
pennies and dimes are better than most
I wasn't looking for this
it was you who came my way

Your marketing is digital
my bank account is critical
Now it's time to pay the lady
where do you think you're going baby?

Hey, I just billed you
and this is crazy
but here's my invoice
so pay me maybe

It's hard to look right
at you baby
but here's my account number
so pay me maybe

Hey I just billed you
You're being lazy
but here's my number
so pay me maybe

and all the other PR boys
try to chase me
but here's my number
so pay me, maybe

You took your time with the brief
you gave me nothing but grief
you gave me no products at all
but still you're in my face


I beg borrow and steal
can't afford my next meal
I didn't know I would feel it
but it's in my way

Your marketing is digital
my bank account is critical
now it's time to pay the lady
where do you think you're going baby?

Hey I just billed you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so pay me baby

It's hard to look right
at you baby
but here's my account number
so pay me maybe?

Hey I just billed you
and this is crazy
but here's my account number
so pay me maybe?

and all the other PR boys
try to chase me
but here's my number
so pay me maybe

Before you came into my life
my profile was so bad
it must've been so bad
so low and so so bad

Before you came into my life
my profile was so bad
and I should know that
I needed you so so bad

It's hard to book the right
adverts baby
So heres my account number
so pay me maybe

Hey I just billed you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so pay me maybe.






So what do you think?

Will it work?


Would you send it to a non-paying company?

or should I not give up the day job?


Let me know


Big Fashionista x x