Monday, 3 September 2012
99 problems
Have you missed me?
Well I'm BACK and ready to blog my backside off again.
So...................
If you're having blog problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my blog ain't one
I got the cruise control on the haters patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my comments are closed
Anon critics that say she's "Money Cash sHoes"
I'm from east london stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with no potatoes in your mash
You'd celebrate the minute you was having cash
I'm like hell critics you can kiss my whole ********
If you don't like my words you can press unfollow
Got beef with companies if I don't play with SEO
They don't retweet my hits well I don't give a bit, SO
Glossy mags try and use my fine ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...feckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Big-F has
I'm from rags to (almost) riches Big F ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but my
Blog ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but my blog ain't one
If you having blog problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but my
Blog ain't one
Follow me
:-D
Have a fabulous week everyone, I know I am going to
Big Fashionista x x
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Ha, that made me chuckle! x
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What the actual hell?! LMAO!
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ReplyDeleteProbably the best post I have read this year x
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