Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Sorry ISN'T the hardest word

It was Elton John that first put it to us that sorry seems to be the hardest word.

And it seems that since then, men and women the world over have been trying to prove him wrong.

For some, NO is the hardest word.

For others, just a simple YES is too bloody difficult for them to even comprehend.

And for politicians everywhere, Sorry is definitely not the hardest word.


See, it's quite easy to say. And I didn't even have to cross my fingers behind my back like Nick Clegg on  his YouTube channel.

(I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to Nick Cle.........................NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Psych)

and fellow politician, Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell is another one who has been playing fast and loose with the apologies recently.

Does anyone truly believe anything that man says?

Nope, didn't think so.

So while all these bullshit apologies are flying around everywhere, I thought why not get in on the act. We all have things that we need to apologise for. Things that have lain heavy on our minds. Perhaps, like Nick Clegg some of us feel the need to make our apologies in public.

Now I'm not one for YouTube myself. I leave that to the political types but I am more than willing to make my grand gesture here upon my blog.

So here goes,

Once, a long time ago. I stood on a snail.

It died.

Sorry and all that.

I made a mistake, and the snail is now paying for it. At the time, I don't know what I was thinking, It was done with the best of intentions, but I can see now, that perhaps I shouldn't have done it.

And I am sorry.

Wow, I feel better now (well, better than the snail anyway)

So join me, in unburdening your sins. Do YOU have something to apologise for?

Let me know.

Big Fashionista x x



  1. I wasn't going to write about this, but now that the PC's notebook has been made public (or so we are told) I couldn't resist it after reading this morning's paper.
    Liska x

  2. I'm sorry that my male colleagues don't know how to talk to me so they make statements like 'Spotty trousers' when I walk by.

    Nah I'm not sorry at all. I couldn't even write that without smirking at their patheticness!

  3. I'm sorry that I tried really hard to find something I'm sorry for and realised I don't give a fuck about anything I've ever done.

    I guess what I am actually sorry for is this:
    I'm sorry I tried really hard to include someone in to my group of friends and to be a nice person. I'm sorry I didn't punch him in the face when he was a cunt to me. I'm sorry I then politely declined invitations out with mutual friends so he could see them sometimes without having to be awkward around someone he hates so much. I'm sorry I then made it painfully easy for him to ruin my self esteem and leave me with no friends.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you've opened a can of worms and now this has turned in to therapy. Off to google pyschiatrists.



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