Thursday, 25 October 2012

An open letter to Superman.

Dear Superman, Clark, or whatever you call yourself these days,

I hear on the grapevine that you are considering jacking in your job and becoming a blogger, and I have a little advice for you.

Firstly, stop smoking the Kryptonite, seriously dude, lay off it a little, that shit has gone to your head. Now I don't know what is going on in that head of yours but these days? I don't think you are flying with the right licence.

Firstly, let's talk money. I assume you are being paid at The Daily Planet? You are? Well being a blogger is slightly different. As a blogger, you are expected to eat your "raised profile" sleep under "increased traffic" and wear "more followers"

Pretty cool huh? NOT

I can safely say that the world of blogging will not buy you more underpants to wear outside of your trousers when you get a hole in a pair. (Although a good PR might send you a pair every now and then, you don't mind wearing ladies underwear two sizes too small do you?)


Now I get that you have a USP, (that's Unique Selling Point) you are SUPERMAN for God's sake. I can see how the Bloggersphere will go crazy for you and your Instagram pictures from 20,000ft.

(Quick question, can you get your hair in a top knot? It's all about blending in)

And I can see how making it to 5 events in one day that are scattered all over London (and two in Manchester) wouldn't be a problem for you, what with your FLYING ability.


BUT Superman, honestly, this gig ain't easy, and if you think it is, it's only because us bloggers having been making it look that way.

Stick to your day job, I beg you.

Otherwise one day you will hear a cry for help and you won't be able to help them as you have three posts to write and a lot of pictures to edit.

Think about it, I beg you.

Big Fashionista x x



What do you think? Would Superman make a good blogger?

Or do you have any words of advice for him?


Let me know.

Big Fashionista x x


6 comments:

  1. I don't appreciate CK muscling in on my 'only straight male blogger' territory ;) haha

    Seriously though (as seriously as one can take this topic...), freelance blogger/journo kinda fits better with Clark's lifestyle. I doubt he's hitting most of his deadlines and stuff if he's busy facing off to Lex Luthor.

    I have no doubt that the blog thing is a gimmick, but it's kind of an interesting one. Of course, the latest Spiderman is black and gay, so it doesn't QUITE hit the same notes as Marvel's latest experimentation!

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    1. Cracking up.

      Clark needs to back the hell off your territory doesn't he?

      ;)

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  2. If Henry Cavill is superman, he will be a good blogger if he takes a lot of fashion and outfit of the day pictures or my life in pictures pictures hahaha ;) Ixx

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    1. Are we THAT shallow that people would follow him just because he is good looking?


      Shuts up as just answered own question

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  3. Nah, Superman would be a crappy blogger... come on, we're talking about a GUY wearing his red pants OUTSIDE IS UNITARD. Who would take his advices, really? Especially considering that he may do whatever he wants (with the flying ability thingy you mention), but can his readers do too? Of course not.
    You know what Superman? Stick to your two jobs. You're busy enough already.

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  4. you are hilarious!!!:))
    xoxo



    ps. let us know if you would like to follow each other

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