Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Hulkmania? Shudder

I am fully aware that different people need different things to help them, how shall I put this delicately? Arrive?

But may I suggest that you never, EVER, ever (Are you getting the severity of this) watch the most traumatic video to currently be floating around the internet

(More traumatic than the Cameron/Johnson Gangnam Style gif currently doing the rounds)

There is a Hulk Hogan sex tape.................

And I have watched it.............

I need counselling, honestly. I have never watched anything quite so traumatic in my life.

Firstly, WHY?

Can anyone answer me WHY on earth this exists? No not the tape, someone who actually wanted to sleep with Hulk Hogan?

Secondly, WHY? (did I already ask this?)

Thirdly? Have you seen it? All he does is moan. And I don't mean in a good way. whinge, whinge whinge. Dear lord, if his idea of dirty talk is going on that he feels like a fat pig then then the man needs to watch a Kardashian or two.

Or preferably take lessons from Paris Hilton and feign boredom, it's quieter.

Have you seen Hulk getting his bodyslam on?

If you have, how do you get it out of your brain without tipping bleach into your eyes and ears?

If you haven't. Please, don't search for it. I beg you. It is too much for any one person to deal with.

Save yourself.

Big Fashionista x x x



  1. I haven't watched it... just the thought of watching it is enough to make me want to wash my eyes with bleach.
    It's one of those things that when seen cannot be unseen. I want to spare my poor eyes, you see.

  2. Jesus christ. Thanks Kellie, I didn't even know such hell existed until now. I wouldn't need to see it, my imagination is now in overdrive. Vom.

  3. I want to know what his son Nick feels about it all. After all, he phones his dad halfway through the "experience"...

    TMI TMI TMI!!!

  4. I watched it and then it took my 3 hours to get to sleep I was so scared what about the tan lines baaaaaaarf

  5. Thanks Kellie.. LOL! What a thought.. >.<

  6. Oh god....after reading your post I want to watch it must stop myself....I am so nosy


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