Cock and Ball

I'm a bit of a fan of "Erotic" fiction. In fact, you may, or may not know that I used to write for Scarlet magazine, back in the day. (Dig out your old copies from under the bed, check me out)

But there is one thing that really grinds my gears about erotic fiction of any type and that is the word, MEMBER!

Member?!?!?!


Really?

And not only do they use the word member, they then pre-fix it with a word like THROBBING, or pulsating.


Ewwwwwwww. Instant turn-off. I don't care how hot your plot is, if you use the word member in your fiction, there is fuck all erotic about it. (Are you listening Ms James?)

But it got me thinking.... (Yes, I said thinking)

Exactly how many words can we come up with that are BETTER than member?


We have the run of the mill,

Cock

Willy


We have the slightly more "out there",

One-eyed trouser snake

Python (as in, I'm off to drain the..)


But can you come up with any more?


And feel free to add any pre-fixes you wish, that are NOT throbbing, or pulsating.


What ya got?



Let me know
(Wonders if I am going to regret this one)



Big Fashionista x x