Thursday, 29 November 2012
Cold out isn't it?
YES, it IS cold.
This is the deal people. Saturday heralds the start of a new month, known as December. December is notorious for Christmas, (my birthday) and being slap BANG in the centre of a little something I like to call, WINTER.
I am in shock, that you are in shock, that it is cold outside at the moment.
If only you could Instagram a temperature I am sure that my feed would be full of pictures of COLD at the moment. (If you could instagram a cold kitten then I would be grateful. Ta)
I don't really get to talk to many people on a daily basis (Just the way I like it) but the people I do pass on the street seem to have an opening line at the moment that is making my teeth itch.
"Cold enough for ya?"
"Why no, actually it isn't. I much prefer my temperatures arctic thanks"
It is the first thing out of everyones mouth lately. I now know how cab drivers feel when they pick up a new fare.
"Busy night driver?"
"What time do you finish?"
(Next time you get in the cab, listen to yourself. You WILL ask those questions)
I'm thinking of answering peoples questions about the cold before they even ask them. I will wait until they open their mouth and just reply "Luckily, here in London our temperatures are a little warmer than anywhere else at the moment, imagine living in Scotland or somewhere like that"
Which will be a bugger if they were just going to ask me the time.
So everyone, YES, it is cold. YES, you need a coat. YES, I wish I was indoors too. And NO, I don't care who wins I'm A Celebrity.
Now on with your day people.
And wrap up warm,
It's cold outside.
Big Fashionista x x