Wednesday, 14 November 2012
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
Meredith Wilson is probably spinning in his grave. I'm pretty sure that when he wrote "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" he didn't expect us all to start singing it in mid-October.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas is it Meredith? Sorry mate, but if you were alive today you would have been going beserk through the aisles of Asda by Halloween screaming, "Not yet you fuckers, not yet"
And if you were on Facebook you would certainly have unfriended a few people, let me tell you.
Not only does Christmas start earlier and earlier each year, I seem to be surrounded by people who can't wait to tell me about it.
I don't NEED a countdown to tell me how many days until Christmas it is. It is the same day every year, it never changes. Christmas isn't exactly going to sneak up on me in a ninja stealth attack is it? And if they did change the date one year, just to mix it up a little? Well I am sure that social media would tell me, one way or the other.
And why does Christmas start so early these days anyway? It is the equivalent of sex with a man unable to orgasm. At first, it's fun, you get into it, you enjoy the build up, you think that you will be able to keep up the same level of enthusiasm all the way through it, but then after a while it JUST GETS BORING.
(Thinks twice about putting a joke in here about emptying Santas sack)
Christmas for me starts in December, if you want to get your presents before then? I'm not going to stop you, but refrain from letting me know about it, I beg you. Or I will deliver them for you to a place only your doctor should see. (and you may need to rewrap them)
What do you think?
Anyone else feel that Christmas starts too soon these days?
Or do you enjoy a good build up and can maintain the momentum for a long time yet?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x