You know you're a blogger when...........

Now before you get your top knots in a tizz, be aware that I am taking the piss (slightly)


There are quite a lot of us around now, (bloggers are breeding like Nadya Suleman) and like a zebra has its stripes, bloggers have developed a uniform and style so that we can recognise each other in the wild (Top Shop, Oxford St)


So just for you guys, just in case you don't realise,


You know you're a blogger when,


You constantly have your iPhone out, ready to instagram the shit out of the weather.
(If I see one more picture of rain, I'm going to dig out an old picture of the summer and start messing with peoples heads)


You have ombre'd hair.
(Oh stop looking so shocked, you know it's true. If  you also wear it in a top knot, then you are a walking, talking cliche. Deal with it)


Every conversation you ever have, is possible blog fodder.
(You start talking to friends about names for penises and a little lightbulb goes off in your head.............. This might just be me, but I doubt it)


You talk about people you have never met before as if they are your BFFs
(You always use their blog names though, as you can't remember their real names)


You go nowhere without a camera
(Those OOTD pictures aren't going to take themselves you know)


You tweet and blog about things, before you have even told your family
(Guilty, so sue me)


You look down at your wrist and check the time on your Micheal Kors Rose Gold watch
(See disclaimer about taking the piss)


Your dinner goes cold because you have to find the right filter on instagram
(X-Pro II, you're welcome)


You carry a satchel.
(You have to have somewhere to carry that camera, iPhone and iPad don't you?)



Are there any that I have missed?


For example,

You know you are a beauty blogger when....

 you own more lipsticks than pairs of knickers.



Let me know.



Big Fashionista x x x