Wednesday, 5 December 2012
So after Company magazine has released their "Blogger edition" today, it seems that a lot of bloggers are up in arms over the "Shitblogz.com" part of the mag.
And I'm not even going into them playing it safe, with the same bloggers that pop up everywhere, I'm sure they are lovely but there are a LOT of fresh voices out there that could also be heard.
So here for those that care, are MY blog RULEZ.
Firstly, be young. That is like TOTES important right? I don't care how you do it, but NO-ONE likes to look at wrinkles. It is what Instagram filters were invented for, if you are over 22. USE them. Capiche?
Secondly, bloggers, know your role in the world, stick to light fluffy pieces about fashion, pose prettily and hush your mouth. You know it makes sense. Play nicely bloggers and maybe we will throw a sparkly badge your way.
Check you are female. Coz male bloggers are nasty, and quite frankly, you smell.
Don't get above your station. You want to be Queen of the blogging world? How arrogant are you? Wanting to make your teeny online diary better? No sparkly badge for you.
Dress to impress. Because the only blogs that count are fashion ones, oh and make-up ones when we can't make the numbers. Oh and if you think you may be ugly. blog about shoes or something. no-one wants to see your face.
You want to EARN MONEY out of your blog?????? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh bless you, you're pretty.
Follow my rulez and one day, just for one day maybe. you can write for a magazine for free.
Any more rules you would like to add?
Let me know