Tuesday, 12 February 2013
PopeStars, the nominations.
So it was announced yesterday that the Pope is to resign.
Is it just me, or does something just not sit right about this? Aren't we ALL tired, I'm bloody exhausted. You don't see me jacking it all in to sit on the sofa and watch Jeremy Kyle do you?
The cynic in me must wonder whether there is a direct link between the fact that the Pope recently joined Twitter and now resigning. I am sensing a Jason Manford/Vernon Kaye scenario here.
Ok 'fess up. Who got the DMs of the Pope's penis? Was it you?
Now being quite a forward thinking young lady, (yes, I said lady, deal with it) I have decided to throw my hat into the ring to be appointed the next Pope. There are many, many reasons why I think I would make an excellent Pope.
Please bear in mind that until this position became available, I was quite happy to settle for being the President of the United States of America.
Now, I'm just disappointed I set my sights so low.
So firstly, I look fricking awesome in a dress. Trust me on this (Unless you've seen me in one, then just nod, agree and give me your vote)
Secondly, I am young, (SHUT UP) all the previous Popes have been older than God himself, and I'm not saying that being Gods loudspeaker is exclusively a young mans game but perhaps it is time to give someone a go who perhaps won't look like he is about to die at any minute.
My third reason for filling in the application and it is my secret weapon, is that I am
female. There hasn't been a female Pope before has there? Surely it has to be a woman this time, doesn't it? Doesn't it?
So there you go, that is my plea for becoming the next Pope, I would love to make it through to the next round, (Unless it is a swimsuit round, in which case, God help you all)
Vote BF for Pope,
You know it makes sense.
Big Fashionista x x
Would you like to state your case for becoming the Pope? What can you bring to the party that no-one else can?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x