Tuesday, 26 March 2013

From Labia to Lady Garden



Last week I wrote a ranty post about scented sanitary products. http://www.bigfashionista.co.uk/2013/03/a-happy-scented-period.html It was ok, but there was nothing special about the post. The thing that made this post (and a lot of the posts I write) extra special, were the excellent comments that were written. (Helmand Province, need I say more?) They made me absolutely roll up with laughter, you guys are exceptionally witty and extremely funny.

What I did notice in the comments, was the sheer number of different names you had for your "private parts"

So today I'm throwing it open to the floor and asking what YOU call them. (Obviously I don't want to know any pet names - Although, if you do want to share, there's always the "anon" option)

Lady garden? Vag? What do you call it? and if you want to tell me why, feel free to share.


Let me know.




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  1. Regina, as that's what I thought it was called when I was a child....

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  2. My friend refers to any and all genitalia simply as 'Cloom' which cracks me up every time. Occasionally I use fanny, usually when I'm going for humour. It depends on the situation really, if I'm talking seriously about the subject I'd use vagina and vulva, if it's less serious I pick and choose as the mood suits me-laydee garden (often said a la Little Britian's 'I'm a laydeeeeeee!'), fanny, nunny, generally anything you can pronounce in a funny accent and make my friends giggle with-I'm all for us talking about sensitive subjects but you gotta have a bit of humour about the whole thing, makes people feel more comfortable with it.

    I had a housemate who would only (seriously) refer to it as 'foof' until I mocked her mercilessly for a year every time she used it.

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  3. Actually, my favourite hilarious euphemisms come from The Kraken, she's got some absolute corkers! (For instance: http://www.thekrakenwakes.org/culture/smear-tactics-2/)

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  4. Baby oven, axe wound, slice and bermuda triangle.

    Vaginas (or whatever you want to call them) are wonderful delicious things which bring nothing but joy!

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  5. Coochie. When I was younger, I called it pancake. Don't ask!

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  7. My friend calls it her 'fairy' - I LOL every time she does.

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    1. Haha I used to call it that when I was a kid!

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  8. Foof - because my old housemate from Wales swore this is what they call it, Va-jayjay - Americanism I think, or Virginia - because I have a friend called Virginia and they always spell her name wrong on letters, and once, yes, it was addressed to 'Miss Vagina' I couldn't breath from laughing!!

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  9. That would be my 'Secret Special Place'

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  10. Wag (with a soft 'g', as in veg) - short for wagina.

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  11. I've recently taken to calling it my Lady LaLa

    My bf calls it my Fajita or Fanjita.

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  12. Am I boring that I just call them Lady Bits?? Although I am quite partial to the word QUEEF hehe

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  13. If talking to my husband I call it my pussy, even if its not in a sexual way (just gonna shave my pussy darling!) If speaking to friends its my lady bits, with the doctor its downstairs. When I was little it was my tupence ha'penny (dont know why, mum called it that) and in the interests of gender equality we called penises tails

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    1. Some more bearded clam, soft shell tuna taco, meat wallet, fur burger, the list goes on.

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  15. I know someone who used to call theirs their mouse. I know when I was younger I used to call it my privates, or girlie bits, now I don't really have a name. However, now you've mentioned it i'm tempted to give mine an actual name, maybe I should call it Mary, or possibly Wendy to go with me being called Tinkerbell. Any suggestions? x

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