Scrunch or Fold? Oh hell no.

Can we talk for just a second about my bowel habits?

You know, just sit around and chat about regularity, time spent completing the mission, and dare I say it, consistency?


No? You don't want to chat shit with me?


Well Andrex feel differently! They are trying to get us to have meaningful debates about whether we "Scrunch or Fold"

Now I am allllllll for having uncomfortable conversations, but Andrex you are pushing things too far. We, as Brits do not like to see such things, or even read about such things. We aren't prudes, we just think that our time on the loo should be private time.

Not once have I sat around with friends thinking, I wonder if they scrunch or fold? It has truly never crossed my mind.

And honestly Andrex, I'd like to keep it that way. My origami shit-scraping habits are of no concern to you, you little perverts. Durex never ask me my favourite sexual position. Colgate never ask whether I spit or swallow. (A thorough dental history is a necessity)

So why, oh why, do you care so much, Andrex?



Away with your nastiness and nosiness.


We aren't sharing our toilet habits with you, you are just going to have to look at us and wonder.



So how about you?



Scrunch or fold?


Only kidding, what do you think about the Andrex marketing plan? Worst idea ever or a great way to get people talking.



Let me know.



Big Fashionista