Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Cupcake? I'm not getting a good vibe from this.


Take a look at this, it's a cupcake.

Or is it?


This pretty little thing isn't an iced cupcake, it's a vibrator.

Now I for one am pretty damn offended by this miserable excuse for a sex toy. To me it is less about the act of masturbation, (Oh stop giggling, I said masturbation, deal with it) and more about making women who frig themselves senseless, (better?) being made less sexual. 

Cupcakes are not something that I associate with getting off (Although cupcakes can sometimes be a great substitute) it just seems like a way of putting us back in the kitchen.

What's next? Washing machine shaped vibrators? 

Are people that horrified by the thought of a vibrator being cock shaped? Would some people rather not even think about women being sexual beings and bring us back down to the level of kittens and cupcakes (Why did the idea of creating a unicorn shaped vibrator just pop into my head) where we belong?


I would love your thoughts on this. 

And I am turning back on (no pun intended) the ability to leave an anonymous comment, if you would prefer. 


Big Fashionista x x 

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36 comments

  1. Why has nobody ever made a tongue shaped toy? Put enough actuators inside it and it'll wiggle all over the place which would probably be quite enjoyable!

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  2. I don't understand why anyone would find a cupcake sexy? A sex toy is a sex toy, why make it a cupcake? If it looks like a cock that's kind of the point really isn't it? It's bad enough they feel the need to make things cute - as if the only way we'd partake in a little DIY is if it looks all girly and glittery and cute. Urgh.

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    1. That's what concerns me too.
      Newsflash
      Women like sex

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    2. Not all women want their sexual experiences to involve a cock though. That's a pretty phallocentric way of viewing the world...

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    3. That's exactly what I thought. I like sex toys, but defintely don't like cock. Things shaped like cocks are sometimes nice, but if it looks in any way realistic I'm turned off.

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    4. If memory serves, this vibe came out when cupcakes were the thing to do. I think it was more about that than the whole making things cute thing. However, she also does "forbidden fruit" (an apple and an orange), so I could be wrong.

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  3. I can only imagine this exists either because the Great British Bake Off inspired sexuality with Mary Berry's provocative dress sense and low cut tops... Or it's for women who's children rifle through their sock drawers and they don't want awkward questions about the big plastic veiny sausage they found.

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    1. Would you like a vibrating toy shaped like Paul Hollywood?

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    2. Who the frig is Paul Hollywood? His surname would make for excellent branding I guess.

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    3. From The Great British Bake-off.

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    4. Never actually watched it, just caught a glimpse of Mary once licking cream from a wooden spoon and went crazy on google images with my cupcake in one hand, spatula in the other.

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  4. possibly a blessing for all those women out there who have cupcake shaped fannies, the stricken few? what a load of cock... or not, as the case maybe.

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    1. ironically my mouth is cupcake-shaped.. it's my downfall.

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    2. I don't want to think of anyone with a cupcake shaped vajayjay

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  5. My first thought is of this poem by the absolutely incredible Hollie McNish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaL2tN-M6s4

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  6. Why would anyone want to stick a bun up their foo? Jesus. What's next, a big bar of chocolate for all the chocoholics - "I love chocolate so much I could fuck a big bar of it, oh hang on, NOW I CAN! YAY!" - no.

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  7. I presume the cherry on top is the part which does the business?

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  8. Jeezo! Call me mental, but I don't want to be smooshing a cupcake all over my poompoom. Surely females can handle proper sex toys? It doesn't need to be a cock built like a tree trunk but it doesn't need to be a cake either... Xox

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    1. Perhaps it is good we have different things for different people. All I know is that this isn't for me.

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  9. Some designs for sex toys genuinely baffle me. Why on earth would you want to put a cupcake themed sex toy anywhere near your lady bits?! I don't necessarily think all sex toys should look like penises. But let's be realistic - there's only a select few who would ever include an actual cupcake, with icing and a cherry on top, anywhere near their bits. I for one am not one of those people and this doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. But, each to their own. Different strokes and all that.xo

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  10. Well, this takes loving cupcakes to a whole new level really, doesn't it?

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  11. I'm just, well, baffled. Where does it end, do we, as blokes, get a donut or shaped one?
    If I said to Mrs B "I'll buy you a new sex toy, oh it's a pretty pink cupcake with a cherry on top" she'd tell me where to go!

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  12. Excuse dafugouttame, but unless that cupcake is on the end of a 6 inch pole, it ain't going anywhere near my cooch. Did this originate in Japan? I can see the whole kawaii thing here, but when it's time to make mad sweet love to myself, I want it to be with something throbbing and gristly, not something I want to eat...oh wait. My bad.

    This leads me to an interesting story about vibrators. I was in a female only sex shop in Brighton, where downstairs lay vibrator heaven. There was this circular stand with dozens of vibes you could turn on and fiddle with. They had cucumber vibes, sweetcorn vibes and all kinds of shit I'd never seen before, so I got to grips with the sweetcorn one - purely for research purposes, you understand - but the bastard wouldn't switch back off. I put it back in it's holster thingy vibrating away, and we started to leave. As we went back upstairs in this deathly quiet shop, we heard it crash to the floor and vibrate all over the hard floor like one of those wind up teeth toys. It was nearly as embarrassing as that time I got kicked out of a toy shop for writing 'Bollocks' on an Etch-a-sketch.

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  13. As long as it has a smiling face on the end of it, who cares what it looks like?

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  14. CAKE! Don't forget the #FleshCupCake ;-) It's got a creamy filling inside. Jam.. well that can be arranged. CAKE GLORIOUS CAKE!

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  15. A very strange design - & not very appealing (or ergonomically useful as so many of you have already observed). Perhaps a coy mother might think it would be easier to explain away if the 'little ones' found it in her drawer than the usual shaped vibe, but I suspect it would open a whole new 'can of worms' question wise, esp. if it got switched on!!
    On a separate note the myriad names you guys have for your 'girlie bits' are most entertaining - I clearly played way too safe!

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  16. This has brought a whole new meaning to popping one's cherry... Don't fancy it myself however! The unicorn suggestion had me in stitches, especially the notion of 'it's so fluffy I'm going to die!' Oh. I'm a bad person.

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  17. If memory serves, this toy came out when cupcakes were the thing to do, so I think it was more about the trend than making it cute. However, she also does "forbidden fruit" (an apple and an orange), so I could be wrong.

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  18. Also, if I just commented twice, I apologize. Google made me sign in in the middle of commenting (even though I literally was just on my G+ page) and didn't notify me of whether or not the comment went through.

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  19. I actually have many friends that don't like sex toys that are obviously penis shaped (think veins and all that). That's their preference. Personally, I like lots of different shapes and prefer artsy or suggestive to realistic, but that's more of a personal aesthetics thing than an "Oh, no, women don't like sex!" thing.

    This, though...I definitely have other concerns that have nothing to do with the shape. No, wait, yes it does. There doesn't seem to be a way to get pinpoint stimulation (for those that need it). I guess that's a shape problem. Also, the tiny batteries (are those AAAs?!) make me wonder about the power behind the toy. As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, I probably wouldn't recommend this one to someone else unless for some reason someone just had to have a cupcake vibe. It just seems so dang impractical for what it's supposed to do. It's cutesy and pink, and I don't really do either one.

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