Tuesday, 20 August 2013
OH MY GAWD I HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER!!
I blinked, I only went and blinked and my baby girl turned into a teenager!!!!
Now obviously, this frightens the shit out of me, as I once too was one of those teenage creatures and quite frankly if she gets up to a quarter of the stuff I did..... Houston, we have a problem.
My baby girl turns 13 today and this creates an issue for me, because quite frankly how is anyone going to take me seriously when I tell them I am 27. I'm used to the pitying glances, as if to say, "Of course you are luv" but now, even a Jeremy Kyle guest can add that one up. And I may have got into a little bit of a trouble as a teen, but not THAT much!!!!
So do I knock it up a few years?
(What do you reckon, can I pull off 31?)
Or do I tell the truth and say that I am 37 and hope (PRAY) that someone tells me I look damn good on it? (They won't but throw me a fricking bone here)
I have a teenage daughter..........
I think I need a lie down.
Happy Birthday G.
Mum loves you millions.
But remember, I know all the tricks of being a teenager, I was one once.
Yes, yes. I know, it was a bloody long time ago.
Thanks for that.
Mummy. x x x