Just a couple of weeks into the school holidays and I don't know about you, but I have forgotten my real name.
So here is my version of The Ting-Tings, That's Not My Name, for you to hum to help try to get you through with a smile on your face.
Enjoy.
Summer holidays and I'm biting on my tongue and uh
I keep stalling, trying to keep it all together
kids around gotta find something to say now
Holding back, every day the same
Just wanna be alone-r
Listen to me, oh no, I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider, I forget my name, ame, ame, ame
They call me mum,
They call me muvver
They call me her
They call me again
That's not my name
What is my name?
That's not my name
That's not my...name
They call me crying girl
used to be a riot
Mummy, mo' pizza?
Always the same
That's not my name
What is my name?
That's not my name
That's not my...name
I miss the catch when they throw me the ball
I'm the last mother standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
never getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now
So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away, listen to me, I'm not
Although I'm dressed, out and all with
Everything considered they forget my name, ame, ame, ame
They call me mum
They call me muvver
They call me her
They call me again
That's not my name
What is my name?
That's not my name
That's not my...name
They call me crying girl.
There's gonna be a riot
Mummy, mo' pizza?
Always the same
That's not my name
What is my name?
That's not my name
That's not my...name
Are you calling me, darling?
Are you calling me again?
They call me over
(Are you calling me darling?)
They call me again.
They call me Mummy
They call me her
They call me again
That's not my name
What's my bloody my name?
That's not my name
That's not my...name
They call me crying girl.
(Are you calling me bird?)
There's going to be a riot
Mummy, mo' pizza
Always the same
That's not my name
Someone, please tell me my name
That's not my name
That's not my...name.
Big Fashionista x x x
Haha
ReplyDeleteWhen Joseph was in hospital as a baby for 3 long months, the doctors all called me mummy and I had a version of this in my head at all times.
I only have one little boy and whilst I love it when he calls me mummy there are days when I tell him my name is Nigel.
LOL!!!!! Love this
ReplyDeletehahaha!! Brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteI feel you're pain!! Love my kids to bits but there's only so many times a day they should be allowed to say Mam!
so funny, and i sang along in tune and everything x
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