Wednesday, 18 September 2013

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If you are reading this, then all my warnings were in vain and Apple have taken over the world.

iOS7 was just the bullet, WE were the gun. 


It started off so simply. A phone, just a phone. The easiest communication device ever. We never thought that we were handing everything over to them.

And then iOS7 arrived.

By the time we realised.

It was too late.

We spent years thinking that we were in charge, we had technology at our fingertips, WE were the lucky ones. Little did we know, we were being controlled, taken over, we were used as mere vessels.

And now, IF we live, we will live to regret it.

We don't even have a superhero who can save us, this is not the movies, or a book, this is real life dammit. and we lost. we lost it all before we even knew we had it all.

We even ignored the warning signs, batteries should not die so quickly. We never once stopped to consider what else they could be running. We never thought about what could be going on in the background.

We just didn't think.

And while we were not thinking, THEY took over. we made it easy for them. too easy.

We were sucked in by new colours and A7 chips, M7 chips and improved flash. We wanted them so badly, we were prepared to give away our fingerprints in return.

Our thirst for "New and Improved" has been our downfall.

If you are reading this, it is too late. iOS7 has taken over the world. They have won.

This is the end, and we didn't even see it coming.

We have los

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5 comments

  1. Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!

    You totally rock :D


    pee.ess. glad I have never owned an Apple Ianything at all :D

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  2. Really? Tell us more.

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  3. And this is why I don't own anything Apple,other than ones that come on a tree!

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  4. I also have no apple products, I dipped my toe into the water once with an iPod and then iTunes ate all my music so I traded it in. I have no idea what an ios7 is and I'll happily keep it that way!

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