Blue lines, Twitter we don't want it.

To the tune of Robin Thicke, Blurred Lines, 

(My Robin Thicke impression. Oh you know you want it) 

This is my message for Twitter. 

Blue lines

Everybody tweet up

Everybody tweet up

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Twitter, if you can't hear what we're trying to say

If you can't read from the same page

Maybe you're going deaf,

Maybe you're going blind

Maybe you're out of your mind 

Everybody's fed up

OK now that was close, it tried to update ya, 

But you're inanimate, Twitter, it's in your nature

Just let me uninstall ya

Hey, hey, hey

Must be a de-applicator

Hey, hey, hey

Evan Williams is your creator

Twitter, why'd ya take a good thing?

You think we want it

You think we want it

But we don't want it

It was a good thing

Can't let it get past me

You're far from Facebook

Talk about getting mistook

We hate those blue lines

You think we want it

You think you want it

But we don't want it

You gave it a good whirl

But it don't grab me

Those lines are nasty

Go ahead, get at me

What do they make lines for

When we got them eyes on

What do we need lines for

I the angriest bitch in this place

I don't feel lucky

Hey, hey, hey

It really bugs me

Hey, hey, hey

What rhymes with bug me?

Hey, hey, hey

OK now that was close, just tried to update ya,

But you're an inanimate, baby it's in your nature

Just let me uninstall ya

Hey, hey, hey

Must be a de-applicator

Hey, hey, hey

Jack Dorsey is your creator

Hey, hey, hey

Twitter, why'd ya take a good thing?

You think we want it

You think we want it

But we don't want it

You gave it a good whirl

But it don't grab me

It's far from fantastic

Talk about getting blasted

Everybody's fed up

We hate those blue lines

We know you want it

I hate those blue lines

but we don't want it

We hate those blue lines

We know you want it

You gave it a good whirl

It doesn't grab me

They're really nasty

Go ahead, Twitter jail me

One thing I ask of you

Can we change the version that we back up to

Go, from 5.3 to 5.2,

Yeah, Facebook's a bitch, but it ain't bad as you

So hit me up when you've thought it through

I'll give you words big enough to tear your tweet in two

Swag on, even when we selfie casual

Sometimes #NoFilter is unbearable

In a hundred years not dare, would I

delete my Twitter and let it pass me by

But it's worse than your last try, hate those lines of blue

Wanna smack your ass and pull out my hair like that

So I just watch and wait for you to dispute

It's an awful graphic

Hoping that you appreciate this riffing'

I'm a nice girl, if you don't get this, you don't get me.

Plus what happened with Vine, Shall I just shut up?

Did Instagram hurt, like really hurt?

What you don't like work?

Twitter can you breathe? Do you think this will make ya

Change it back for me, and all the others out there? Uh huh

No more pretending

Hey, hey, hey

Cause then you would be winning

Hey, hey, hey

Here's to a new beginning

WE HATE THOSE BLUE LINES.

Big Fashionista x x x