Monday, 21 October 2013

Blue lines, Twitter we don't want it.


To the tune of Robin Thicke, Blurred Lines, 

(My Robin Thicke impression. Oh you know you want it) 






This is my message for Twitter. 




Blue lines

Everybody tweet up
Everybody tweet up

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey


Twitter, if you can't hear what we're trying to say
If you can't read from the same page
Maybe you're going deaf,
Maybe you're going blind
Maybe you're out of your mind 

Everybody's fed up


OK now that was close, it tried to update ya, 
But you're inanimate, Twitter, it's in your nature
Just let me uninstall ya
Hey, hey, hey
Must be a de-applicator
Hey, hey, hey
Evan Williams is your creator


Twitter, why'd ya take a good thing?

You think we want it
You think we want it
But we don't want it

It was a good thing
Can't let it get past me
You're far from Facebook
Talk about getting mistook
We hate those blue lines

You think we want it
You think you want it
But we don't want it

You gave it a good whirl
But it don't grab me
Those lines are nasty
Go ahead, get at me


What do they make lines for
When we got them eyes on
What do we need lines for
I the angriest bitch in this place
I don't feel lucky
Hey, hey, hey
It really bugs me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with bug me?
Hey, hey, hey


OK now that was close, just tried to update ya,
But you're an inanimate, baby it's in your nature
Just let me uninstall ya
Hey, hey, hey
Must be a de-applicator
Hey, hey, hey
Jack Dorsey is your creator
Hey, hey, hey

Twitter, why'd ya take a good thing?

You think we want it
You think we want it
But we don't want it

You gave it a good whirl
But it don't grab me
It's far from fantastic
Talk about getting blasted
Everybody's fed up

We hate those blue lines
We know you want it
I hate those blue lines
but we don't want it
We hate those blue lines
We know you want it

You gave it a good whirl
It doesn't grab me
They're really nasty
Go ahead, Twitter jail me

One thing I ask of you
Can we change the version that we back up to
Go, from 5.3 to 5.2,
Yeah, Facebook's a bitch, but it ain't bad as you
So hit me up when you've thought it through
I'll give you words big enough to tear your tweet in two
Swag on, even when we selfie casual
Sometimes #NoFilter is unbearable
In a hundred years not dare, would I
delete my Twitter and let it pass me by
But it's worse than your last try, hate those lines of blue
Wanna smack your ass and pull out my hair like that
So I just watch and wait for you to dispute
It's an awful graphic
Hoping that you appreciate this riffing'
I'm a nice girl, if you don't get this, you don't get me.


Plus what happened with Vine, Shall I just shut up?
Did Instagram hurt, like really hurt?
What you don't like work?

Twitter can you breathe? Do you think this will make ya
Change it back for me, and all the others out there? Uh huh
No more pretending
Hey, hey, hey
Cause then you would be winning
Hey, hey, hey
Here's to a new beginning

WE HATE THOSE BLUE LINES.



Big Fashionista x x x 
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8 comments

  1. I love these lyrical posts, very clever twists of the original songs!
    I am with you on the blue lines issue, damn them, they blue it up! damn them all to hell! Sorry Planet of the Apes moment, the original, not the remake, damn that to hell as well!

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  2. Do you mean the blue lines where they are linking tweets that go together as a convo.
    If you mean those then I HATE them, and they make me enjoy Twitter less :-(
    xx

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  3. You are a fucking genius! (Bonus points for using your pet hate word?) Hahahaa. Seriously though, these song posts are fab.

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  4. As I said yesterday :) this as really been a cheering up post for me! :) great as always mrs :)

    Xxx

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  5. I just laughed all the way through this!

    Hmm maybe...

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