Monday, 14 October 2013

I'm A Bitch, I'm A Blogger

Anyone else getting fed up of approaches from people, "LOVING THE BLOG" and they would "LOVE TO WRITE FOR YOU" and all they ask for in return is just one link and they won't charge you a penny?

Yep. Me too. 

So to the tune of Meredith Brooks, here is my song for all those approaches we get. 

Sing along, if you know the tune. And feel free to send it back to those emails if you feel the urge. I know I will. 

BITCH. 

I hate SEO today.
You say you're so good to me,
I know but I will charge.
Tried to tell you,
But you look at me like maybe
I'm a freebie underneath,
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I complied.
You must have been relieved
To see the softer side,
I can understand how you'd be so confused,
I don't envy you.
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

I'm a bitch,
I'm a blogger,
I'm so wild,
So don't bother,
I'm a sinner,
I'm a saint,
and I do not feel ashamed.
I'm your hell,
Coz I'm not free,
You'll get nothing out of me.
I know you really, really don't want to have to pay.

So take me as I am,
This may mean you'll have to start
a payment plan.
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous,
And I'm going to extremes:
Tomorrow I'll still charge,
And your retweets won't mean a thing


Just when you think you've got me figured out,
Marketing is already changin'.
I think it's cool you do what you do
So don't try not to pay me.

I'm not rich,
I need to eat,
So best get down on your knees.
I'll make you hurt,
Make you suffer,
If your link is undercover.
I've been stung,
I survived,
So if you want your brand revived
You know you need to try again another way.

I'm a bitch,
I'm a blogger,
I'm so wild,
So don't bother,
I'm a sinner,
I'm a saint,
and I do not feel ashamed.
I'm your hell,
Coz I'm not free,
You'll get nothing out of me.
I know you really, really don't want to have to pay.


Big Fashionista x x 
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12 comments

  1. You've got a hit record there!

    Teresa xx

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  2. I shall sing this song to them next time this happens to me!

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  3. *standing ovation*

    haha.... perfect Monday afternoon read. Thanks Kellie!
    x

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  4. Hahaha all bloggers should consider sending a link to these back to these SEO companies

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  5. Is this available on itunes?
    ._.

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  6. I get so many of these everyday, I've stopped even replying! I might just sing this at them!

    dp
    x

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  7. Now I have this stuck in my head!

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