Wednesday, 23 October 2013

The Zombie Army Needs You



I have decided, my life would be a hell of a lot easier if I was a Zombie.

(This is how my brain works, some people blog about lipsticks, I blog about the scary stuff that comes into my head) 

Personally I think I would make an excellent Zombie, Zombies are so 2013 anyway, Warm Bodies did for Zombies what Twilight did for Vampires, they made them FASHIONABLE. 






The only issue that I have is that considering some of the people I know, If a zombie truly does survive on brains, I may die of starvation. (Not you, oh ok, maybe you.) 

Zombies have it easy, (Apart from the people out to destroy them, obviously and I get that anyway!) If I was a zombie I would just be able to amble all day. Ambling seems like such fun. Maybe I would chase some people just for shit and giggles, and I'm not squeamish, if I had to eat brains or flesh? Surely it all tastes like chicken anyway?


So if the Zombie Apocalypse is coming, part of me is tempted to just get eaten immediately and then spend the rest of my time happily chewing peoples faces off. (I have a list) 


How about you?

Fancy joining me in joining the Zombie army?


And while I'm here, now would be as good as time as any to just get this out there.


(No I did not write this whole post just to be able to get that E-Card into a blog post, honest) 


So, care to join me in the Zombie Army? And if the answer is no, if you see me ambling along, just let this happy zombie travel on her way. I promise to not eat your brains. (If you have them) 


Big Fashionista x x x
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8 comments

  1. I am afraid I can't join you on this one. Now vampires yeah, I could totally do that, it would fit nicely with my natural (insomniac) sleep patterns, and black is sooooo my colour, but Zombies have always scared the shite out of me. I blame it on one M Jackson and that video, to this day I cannt watch anything zombie related

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  2. Hahha I love this! Zombie life seems awesome :P xx

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  3. Hahahhaha this Zombie card is too funny! X

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  4. I'm in *ambles along happily*

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  5. I love your posts. The fact this e-card is on your blog is a testament to your genius.

    Sarah Betty xx

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