Monday, 11 November 2013

Your Lips Don't Lie

Apologies to Shakira and Wyclef.


This goes out to Iggy Azelea. Sung in the style of 'My Hips Don't Lie"

Good luck trying to get the song out of your head afterwards.
As for the picture?

Google it.

Lady your knickers are up in here tonight
No fighting
(We got the picture up in here)
No fighting
No fighting
Azelea, Azelea

We never really knew that she could flash like this
She make a man want to speak Spanish
Su vagina está mostrando
Azelea, Azelea

Oh baby when you flash like that
You make a woman go, VAG
So be wise and keep on
Keeping your dress on your body

And it's lucky you aren't on tonight
You know your lips don't lie
And we’re starting to see it, right?
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, your vag is perfection

Hey girl, we can see your vag moving
And it's driving us crazy
And we didn't have the slightest idea
Until we saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you show your body, girl
And vagina was so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on flashing it

We never really knew that she could flash like this
She make a man want to speak Spanish
Su vagina está mostrando
Azelea, Azelea

Oh baby when you flash like that
You make a woman go, VAG
So be wise and keep on
Keeping your dress on your body

Lucky you aren't on tonight
You know your lips don't lie
And I'm starting to see it, right? 
Come on let's go, put it away real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Lucky you aren't on tonight
Your lips don't lie
And we are starting to see it, right? 
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, your vagina is perfection
Azelea, Azelea

Oh boy, I can see your vag moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what you’re doing
But you seem to have a plan

No flashing

No flashing




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2 comments

  1. I am crying laughing at this - when I saw her fiddling with her beige/nude G string which had been "munched" by her vag my immediate thought was does she not realise she is right in front of the press with cameras - why not go to the ladies room and go in a toilet booth and sort her G string out ......
    but hey maybe she needed to scar a million eyes & make headlines with her vag

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