Monday, 3 February 2014

And On, Anon


I get more than my fair share of spam to my site, and I always find that it gets so much worse when I activate the ability to comment anonymously. 

Currently I am getting at LEAST 200 anonymous spam comments a DAY. 

Luckily I moderate my comments so they all come through to my email and I just delete them and forget them.

But am I being fair? 

Do my anonymous spam bots have some serious issues to raise?

I decided to screen grab some of TODAY'S spam and answer their burning questions.








Dear Anon, 

You mean you'd like it if I would publish your comment so I can share my views with you? Oh BUSTED.




Dear Anon,

Communicate? I can't even understand what you have written here!!!! Let's not. 





Dear Anon,

Thanks for that. Good to know. 





Dear Anon,

"Relevant"? "Relevant" Anon I feel like you aren't even trying here!!!! 





Dear Anon, 

Ok, you do that, I welcome your little brother to my site, but be warned, if he spams me too, I am going to be PISSED!!! 



Dear Anon, 

I hear this story at least once a day! Can you not mix it up a little? Why can't it be a shark? Just once? A BIG bitey shark?



Dear Anon,

RUDE. 



Dear Anon, 

I feel like you are lying to me here, but if you ever want to donate shoes, I'm your gal. 



Dear Anon,

A PS4? Really? Guess you didn't get the memo that It's crap. 



Dear Anon, 

I do not touch Internet people, that's a nasty rumour spread by haterz, innit. Internet peoples. Have I touched you? 

Do you want me to? 



Dear Anon, 

ALWAYS watch out for brussels. Good tip, right there.



Dear Anon, 

If your roommate is your brother, I think he's already been here. 



Dear Anon, 

You should go and speak to the Mulberry guy, he would blow your mind! 



Dear Anon, 

Mum, is that you? 



So what do you think? Have I answered the burning questions from my anons? 

Is it time to turn off the Anonymous commenting facility again? 

And if you blog, what's the best spam comment you've ever had? 


Let me know. 

Big Fashionista x x x 
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8 comments

  1. People (NOT YOU) really do write a load of bollocks don't they? Love you Kel x

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  2. I enjoy your auspicious blog which has fortified me and I would like you to visit my "blog" which is just a spam/hacking link - lovebrusselsbutsadlyeatenbysharks.com.

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  3. Is it the little green vegetable brussels you are being warned about, or the annoying 'carrots must be straight and the right shade of orange' and other such bossiness emitting place Brussels that is the danger here?

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  4. I've turned my emails off, best thing I ever did!

    Penis enlargement anyone?

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  5. Ha I get some of those ones too. As well as the sex ones and ones that sound genuine and are all praising, I be like YAY!... then there's the spammy link to god knows what at the end. BOOOO! I still moderate all mine and on a bad spam day can get about 100... you've got it bad!

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  6. These anon comments are amazing! Who would have thought that mulberries were so delicious! x

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  7. Last one "i nearly started a blog" then finishes with a link to a "weblog" ermmmmmm, ejjits!

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  8. These are so much better than the boring ones I get! Your spammers are hilarious! If I had spam like that, I'd never turn my spam filter on. The mulberry one is my favourite.

    I saw a blg recently that showed the template that these spammers use. It's all automatically generated, with some weurd results, as we can testify. Thanks for giving me a giggle this morning!

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Due to increased spam comments I am now having to moderate the comments I receive. I will do my best to get them approved quickly so please, carry on commenting as every time you comment a kitten smiles.

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