I get more than my fair share of spam to my site, and I always find that it gets so much worse when I activate the ability to comment anonymously.
Currently I am getting at LEAST 200 anonymous spam comments a DAY.
Luckily I moderate my comments so they all come through to my email and I just delete them and forget them.
But am I being fair?
Do my anonymous spam bots have some serious issues to raise?
I decided to screen grab some of TODAY'S spam and answer their burning questions.
You mean you'd like it if I would publish your comment so I can share my views with you? Oh BUSTED.
Communicate? I can't even understand what you have written here!!!! Let's not.
Thanks for that. Good to know.
"Relevant"? "Relevant" Anon I feel like you aren't even trying here!!!!
Ok, you do that, I welcome your little brother to my site, but be warned, if he spams me too, I am going to be PISSED!!!
I hear this story at least once a day! Can you not mix it up a little? Why can't it be a shark? Just once? A BIG bitey shark?
I feel like you are lying to me here, but if you ever want to donate shoes, I'm your gal.
A PS4? Really? Guess you didn't get the memo that It's crap.
I do not touch Internet people, that's a nasty rumour spread by haterz, innit. Internet peoples. Have I touched you?
Do you want me to?
ALWAYS watch out for brussels. Good tip, right there.
If your roommate is your brother, I think he's already been here.
You should go and speak to the Mulberry guy, he would blow your mind!
Mum, is that you?
So what do you think? Have I answered the burning questions from my anons?
Is it time to turn off the Anonymous commenting facility again?
And if you blog, what's the best spam comment you've ever had?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x