Tuesday, 11 February 2014
You Won't Believe What Happened Next!!!!!
Is this not the worst line in link bait right now?
Now granted, it worked, because you are here, right?
I tweeted out, "blah, blah, blah, blah, And you won't believe what happened next" and you all thought, Oooooooooooooooh, I wonder what it is that happened that I won't believe, I should click on that link and go and see what it is that actually happened.
Usually, the answer is, NOTHING. Or something that yes, you would actually believe happened.
A MAN ASKED HIS GIRLFRIEND TO MARRY HIM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
Did she say yes?
DAMMIT.
A LARGE DOG APPROACHED A SMALL KITTEN, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
Did the kitten and large dog cuddle?
AWWWW MANNNNNNNNN.
It is our natural curiosity, we just cannot help ourselves, and in our world of instant gratification where we have the answers at our finger tips, WE WILL CLICK THE LINK.
(Unless it is a Daily Mail link, then we have to weigh it up a bit first, and make sure we have enough bleach to clean our souls with)
Teasing titles, snippets of information, a promise of seeing some bare skin, (suckers) and we will fall for it instantly.
Did you click the link, purely to see if you believed what happened next?
Did you think this would be it?
Do you now need to cleanse your soul?
Would you like to see my boobs? -> BOOOOOOBS
Did you click?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
©
Big Fashionista | All rights reserved.
I clicked the link to read the post, you whore......! Love you!
ReplyDeleteI clicked the link to read the post, you whore......! Love you!
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember why I clicked now. I'm all of a confusion. You trickster. :p
ReplyDeleteYou fraudster youuuuuu ;)
ReplyDeleteo you! I clicked the post!
ReplyDeleteCatherine x
Can I be massively horrendously pedantic? This is clickbait. Linkbait is trying to get people to link to it. (Sorry! Sorry!)
ReplyDelete