Thursday, 24 April 2014
Avril Lavigne, Hello Kitty, Review
Now, count yourself lucky, I caught the actual video for this when it hit Youtube for all of one day before being yanked harder and faster than a Paddy Power advert. I've given you the one with lyrics above so you can really capture the complexity and dep....... (Jokes, it's about as deep as a David Cameron promise)
If you have watched and listened to the Avril Lavigne "song" (I use that term, verrrrrrrrry loosely) then wipe the blood from your ears and eyes and listen up.
What the HELL was that?
Seriously, someone help me out here, that tune (again, very loose) will now haunt me until the day I die. What on earth possessed Ms Lavigne, now Mrs Kroeger that she should do this? Let us just for one second sweep aside all the stereotyping, (actually, lets not. What is with all the stereotyping, Avril) and concentrate on the banality and absolute ridiculousness of the song.
It is awful, just awful. My immediate thoughts (Where are the sharp implements to pierce my eardrums and eyeballs?) were that this was an old tune that had risen from the grave where it should have stayed dead and buried, I WAS WRONG!!!!!
My second thoughts were, (That must be a seriously old painting that Avril Lavigne has in her attic growing old while she stays forever young) Did she lose a bet?
My third thought was, I hope Chad Kroeger divorces her for this, only to then discover he co-wrote it.
FOR SHAME, MR KROEGER, FOR SHAME.
If you are on a mobile site you may not be able to view the Avril Lavigne video posted above, so if you are not on a mobile site, it sucks to be you and I am sorry you have had to listen to it to make up your own mind.
Have you heard the Avril Lavigne song? (loosely) I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x
PS, Gwen Stefani called, she wants her song and look back.
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