Yesterday, someone tweeted this picture.
Firstly, the answer is ANSWERING the cow. Seriously, I am sick of helping this kid get home. Can her parents not tag her? Give her a curfew? How old is Dora anyway? I am all for children playing outdoors, but lets face it, the real question here is, does Dora have imaginary friends that she has created just to make up for the obvious lack of love from her family, OR, do they exist and Dora The Explorer is just like Adventure Time on acid!!!!!!!
I have a confession, After three children, the eldest being 13 and the youngest being 8,
IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER KIDS CHARACTER AGAIN IT WILL BE TOO SOON.
Let's not even get me started on Mr Tumble. (seriously, don't)
And apparently I am not alone, yesterday when I commented that kids characters now make me break out in wine, a lot of you felt the same.
Apparently, one of you has developed an irrational hatred of Bear In The Big Blue House. (Completely understandable)
A few of you mentioned that Blues Clues gets switched off before it comes on so you don't have to even look at his stupid blue doggy face.
And Peppa Pig gets my vote for kids character I could actually see myself eating.
My worst, my absolute worst, is THIS
How Max didn't lose his job after locking this brat in a store cupboard I will never know. I would have. Whenever my children switched the programme on, I felt like locking myself in a cupboard. Shudder, the best moment of my life was when my children grew out of this programme. (Sad, but true)
Now I have confessed, I feel much better.
And now it is your turn.
Which childrens tv character makes you want to put your foot through the TV?
Who pushes YOUR buttons, making you press the off button?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x