Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Tit Tape, Tits and Trucks.



Yesterday I was given the opportunity to try something called a Bye Bra. I received a very personalised email, "Dear Fashion Blogger" extolling the virtues of something which means you no longer need to wear a bra. 

Tit tape right? 

Now, being overly blessed in the chesticles department, my first thought was how I could bankrupt this company just by the postage alone, I just imagined that any tape strong enough to hold my boobs would have to be delivered like this. 


My second thought was (I'm going to need more tape) I can imagine my boobs ending up looking something like this.


There is NOTHING in the world that I would like to try out less than breast tape, my boobs need more support than even The Samaritans can give. There is NO tape in the world that can hold these ladies up. I'm going to stick to great underwear and leave the tape to those more fortunate than me. 

Have you ever tried any tit tape? I would especially like to know if you have big boobs and you've tried it. Did it work, or did you end up in a sticky situation?

Let me know.


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8 comments

  1. This made me laugh a lot! And god no, I would never try tit tape - I would need industrial strength masking tape and can't imagine it would work even then. I've also seen these stick on gel bras for backless dresses and I have the same thoughts about those.

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  2. I LOVED this post! Particularly as a fellow 'overly blessed' lady. I always thing how uncomfortable that must be wearing tit tape. Imagine having to put with it all night! And what if it slips! You might end up with one higher than the other.

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  3. I only have small boobies so did try tit tape once - utterly useless and very uncomfortable.

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  4. No I haven't, the tape would end up wedged underneath them! I'm perfectly happy with them resting on my bellies.

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  5. Jayziz Kel, I had to click thru based on the title! As someone not particularly blessed with lovely full Jubblies, I also tried tit-tape and quickly realised I would have more success having my nipples pierced and then connecting said piercings to my ear lobes, its the only way I'll ever get my Boobies to look like they did 15 years ago... sigh.

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  6. That sellotape selfie is my mate Dave lol. X

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  7. It works pretty fine I've seen.

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