Monday, 9 June 2014
Jenga Girl Talk, review. Coz girls luv pink
Many a time I have watched people playing Jenga and wished that they had created a version that girls could play. As a delicate flower of a female, Jenga has been something that I could only aspire towards playing, I threw many an envious glance at the people who played Jenga without a care in the world, BOYS.
Then those clever Parker Bros saw that there were females like me out there and created.....
FINALLY I COULD PLAY JENGA, the soothing pink shades meant that my feminine side was fulfilled, showing me that whilst I am a delicate flower, I too could play games that before were out of my reach.
AND because the creators of Jenga Girl Talk know that girls have a very short attention sp.....SHINY, they added easy questions to the side of some blocks so that our little brains could get some gentle exercise.
At first I was stumped, "What is your favourite website?" is certainly a tough one to answer, NO-ONE has ever asked MY opinion on such a male-dominated environment as TECHNOLOGY before. I quickly moved on to something a LOT easier, BOYS!!!!! Answering "Who do you have a crush on right now" is ALWAYS A WAY TO GET US GIRLIES TALKING. We just love boys so much. I was disappointed not to be asked what my favourite meal to cook was, and how long does a washing machine take on a 30 degree wash? but I am hoping that Jenga Girl talk will take on board constructive criticism and release a second edition. (fingers crossed)
Another thing that I was extremely grateful for was the microfiber sleeve that covered the blocks. After washing up for the last 45 minutes, my fingers were crying out for microfiber and Jenga Girl Talk certainly delivers. They know that the last thing girls want to do is touch something as icky and masculine as wood. so they wrap those solid wood blocks in pretty pink so that not only do we forget they are wood, we also don't realise that we are lifting something heavy.
EVERYTHING looks better when it is pink, doesn't it.
I give JENGA Girl Talk a 9 out of 10. It just misses out on being perfect because there are no flowers on it, or rainbows. or even a kitten. Girls love that shit don't they?
*Disclaimer, this is not a real review, although unfortunately, Jenga Girl Talk exists. I do not know why it exists, this makes me sad. in fact, no, it pisses me off. The only way I would ever buy this piece of crap was if I had the CEO of the company in front of me and I wanted to throw each individual piece at him whilst yelling "Feel that microfiber sleeve, you knob jockey"
I'd love to know what you think of Jenga Girl Talk.
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